Xenomorphs Jokes
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My friend was telling me about Xenomorphs and Facehuggers....
It's all Alien to me.
I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...
Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.
Why is it best to be inside by dark during Xenomorph mating season?
They moistly only come out at night...moistly.
How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family?
At night. Mostly.
Are one-liners accepted?
I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean "afraid of xenomorphs".
What do you call a person who s**... identifies as a Xenomorph?
An alie-kin
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