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- A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*
- Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
- Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
- The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.
- Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
- A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU
- My nephew wanted an Xbox for his birthday but didn't get one and was very upset. He had to be consoled.
- A small part of me hopes the Xbox One X fails Not because i want to see it fail, I just kinda want to see Microsoft be able to add one more flop to its specs
- Xbox one:Help I am on fire. I need an ambulance Ps4: Wait I am calling one.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U - Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
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- Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U!
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Wii U! - An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
- The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.
- What's small, very limited, and rarely expands? The Xbox one's exclusives library.
- I got a Xbox One for Christmas... I can officially say my voice turns something on
- Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
- Why do they call it the Xbox One? Monogamey.
- Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One..... Xbox 2π
- A PS4 and XBOX One had the flu... And here comes the ambulance:
WII U WIIU WIIU WII U. - Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1
- Have you seen PUBG on the Xbox One? Oh, wait... ...It hasn't rendered yet.
- E3 TOUNGE TWISTER!!! How much X can an Xbox One X X if an Xbox One X could X X??
4K - An XBOX One and a PS4 were seriously injured. An ambulance came by... WII U WII U WII U
- My friend asked me what happened to my exes One ex won one Xbox one X box
- No Man's Sky is releasing on Xbox One July 24th.
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Why is it called the Xbox One?
Cos 720 is one!
Chuck Norris...
...played a used game once... on the Xbox One.
Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system
It's called the Xbox one
Why is it called "Xbox One"?
Because they will only sell one.
What's Obama's favorite game console?
"The Xbox One"
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Why didn't the Xbox One get into heaven?
Its Halos didnt work.
What do you say to a broken Xbox One?
Nothing, you already said it twice.
I got an XBOX One, a PS4, and a Wii U
It says One 4 U when I clearly have 3.
Did You Hear About the Norwegian Who Wanted an Xbox One?
He couldn't afjord it.
Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents...
Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, "How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents?"
Timmy's eyes opened wide. "It was amazing!" he said. "I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new remote control car, a helicopter, an iPad, an iPhone 6, a drone camera, and all the Transformers toys, and a whole bunch of candy and chocolates, a big cake, and a new bike! I got everything I asked for and more."
"Oh my God!" Billy said. "That's so cool. You're so lucky. I didn't get much. I got a new sweater and some puzzles."
"That's too bad," Timmy said. "How come that's all you got?"
Billy looked at his feet. "Because *I* don't have cancer."
What's the difference between the Xbox One S and the normal Xbox One?
The white one is 40% smaller.
Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car c**......
And here comes the ambulance "WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"
Boyfriend and Girlfriend
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.
Boy: Why do you look so sad?
Girl: ...
Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.
Girl: Why did you stop playing?
Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....
Girl: *Blushes*
Boy: Turns on PS4.
My Xbox has thousand problems...
...and the name is ONE.
Your friend asked you if you wanted a PS4 or a Xbox One..
He got you a PC
Man goes to store...
One Xbox One X box
What did the XBox One say to the PS4?
My sales s**... last year, can we Switch?
Finally got the Xbox One X
Now I'm waiting for the other VIII to come.
What do you call Fortnite but during the day?
A broken Xbox One in the trash. I thought my lying-a**... 10-year old son was sick.
Friends are making visual puns
One draws a box with an x on it
"its obviously xbox"
Another draws a station with play on it
"of course its playstation"
Another one draws two people with arrows pointing to eachother with one having nintendo on his shirt.
"its nintendo switch"
Finally one draws a girl with multicolored hair.
"its pc"
I wonder where my girlfriend is...
It has been about a month since I have last seen my girlfriend, I am really worried, she left me a note on the xbox one which said "This isn't working." but I turned it on and it worked just fine.
One Bill Gates' divorce
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word. And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn't work together as Teams. On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring Finally she realized there was no Window of opportunity to stay together.
