Xbox Jokes

Following is our collection of gamecube humor and battlefront one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Xbox puns for adults, dirty gameboy jokes or clean bethesda gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Xbox

Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight...

Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

PS4/Xbox joke

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Xbox joke, What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance!

Wii U!
Wii U!
Wii U!

I added Paul Walker on Xbox,

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA

He turns off his Xbox.

Xbox joke, What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA 

Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

A: Turn off the XBox.

I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4

The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U.ļ»æ

Just added Paul Walker on xbox,

Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

I can't believe the vulgar language kids are using on Xbox Live.

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance!

*Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii Uļ»æ*

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live

We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

Xbox joke, What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?

It's a game changer.

Xbox Live has made me a better parent

My son can never win an argument after I tell him I banged his mom.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.

Boy: Why do you look so sad?

Girl: ...

Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.

Girl: Why did you stop playing?

Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....

Girl: *Blushes*

Boy: Turns on PS4.

The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!!

... I don't have a girlfriend.

Xbox series X vs PS5 joke

You've got mail !

Xbox series X vs PS5 joke

The white Xbox One S was just announced.

Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.

Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash...

And here comes the ambulance "WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"

I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.

I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...

Xbox attacked Playstation.

Here comes the ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U

I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live...

She spends most of her time on the dashboard.

Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance

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Lost Tooth

Mother: Babe our daughter lost her first tooth

Father: I Know , I bet she won't touch my Xbox again

Mother: WHAT!!!!

Father: What??

My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him.

So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation.

Christmas Break

There are 2 boys. Timmy and Bill. They just got back from Christmas break. The first boy, Timmy, says to Bill, I had the best Christmas ever! I got a new bike, new shoes, and an Xbox with all my favorite games on it. What'd you get Bill? He says, I only got a sweater. The first boy asks, Why? Bill answers, Its because I don't have cancer, Timothy.

Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents...

Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, "How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents?"

Timmy's eyes opened wide. "It was amazing!" he said. "I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new remote control car, a helicopter, an iPad, an iPhone 6, a drone camera, and all the Transformers toys, and a whole bunch of candy and chocolates, a big cake, and a new bike! I got everything I asked for and more."

"Oh my God!" Billy said. "That's so cool. You're so lucky. I didn't get much. I got a new sweater and some puzzles."

"That's too bad," Timmy said. "How come that's all you got?"

Billy looked at his feet. "Because *I* don't have cancer."

So there are a boy playing his X-Box whilst his girlfriend watches.

So the boy says: "Why do you look so sad?"

The girl is silent. He turns off the X-Box.

His girlfriend asks: "Why did you turn it off?"

"Because I have something far better to play with!"

She blushes...

He turns on his PS4

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Playstation and Xbox had a fight. Then came the ambulance

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What did xbox series x say to ps5?

Your tera-flopped

What's small, very limited, and rarely expands?

The Xbox one's exclusives library.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Xbox ps5 rotate joke

How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?

Xbox ps5 rotate joke

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

I got a Xbox One for Christmas...

I can officially say my voice turns something on

If I had a dollar for every time Xbox live went down,

I'd buy a gaming PC.

I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.

He responded, "Oui."

I told him Xbox is better.

I'm going to have to sit my mom down

Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live.

My friend doesn't know if he wants the new Xbox X or PS5

A couple of us have tried giving him advice but he's still very troubled about the decision. Nobody can console him.

Whats the similarity between the xbox 360 and Michael Jackson

* Both have been black
* Both are made from plastic
* And children turn them on

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?

But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

My girlfriend was upset and kept asking me to console her.

So I hit her with my Xbox.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road?

To render in the buildings.

My son kept begging for a present, so I went to the store and got a XBox for him.

I was shocked that they accept kids as payment.

I wonder where my girlfriend is...

It has been about a month since I have last seen my girlfriend, I am really worried, she left me a note on the xbox one which said "This isn't working." but I turned it on and it worked just fine.

You might be a redneck

If you think an Xbox is where you sign on the divorce papers.

I gave my XBOX a 360, it was fun...

And I was like: "Wii!"

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common?

They both take my money then go down on me

Diarrhoea leaves you like an Xbox

With a red ring

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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