Xbox Jokes
140 xbox jokes and hilarious xbox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about xbox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for a good laugh with this collection of jokes about the Xbox! From fun comparisons about the PS4 vs. Xbox to hilarious references to the Xbox Series X, Xbox Party Kick, NES and GameCube, these jokes are sure to make you smile as you look back on your favorite gameplay moments.
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Funniest Xbox Short Jokes
Short xbox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The xbox humour may include short battlefront jokes also.
- Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight... Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
- PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
- My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
- I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.
- A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*
- What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
- I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.
- Xbox Live has made me a better parent My son can never win an argument after I tell him I banged his mom.
- Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you? It's a game changer.
- The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!! ... I don't have a girlfriend.
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Xbox One Liners
Which xbox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with xbox? I can suggest the ones about xbox one and console.
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
- Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U!
Wii U!
Wii U! - I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
- What does Lebron James do after winning the nba
Championship? He turns off his Xbox. - Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
- An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
- Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.
- What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive
- The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.
- Xbox attacked Playstation. Here comes the ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
- What did xbox series x say to ps5? Your tera-flopped
- Playstation and Xbox had a fight. Then came the ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
- I didn't get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday. I need someone to console me.
- If I had a dollar for every time Xbox live went down, I'd buy a gaming PC.
- What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox.
Xbox One Jokes
Here is a list of funny xbox one jokes and even better xbox one puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
- What's small, very limited, and rarely expands? The Xbox one's exclusives library.
- I got a Xbox One for Christmas... I can officially say my voice turns something on
- Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
- Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
- The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.
- Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
- Why do they call it the Xbox One? Monogamey.
- Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One..... Xbox 2π
- A PS4 and XBOX One had the flu... And here comes the ambulance:
WII U WIIU WIIU WII U.
Xbox Live Jokes
Here is a list of funny xbox live jokes and even better xbox live puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live... She spends most of her time on the dashboard.
- Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
- I have princess Diana added as a friend on Xbox live. To bad she spends all her time on dashboard.
- Yo mama is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
- "Video games bring out the worst in our children," states politician. "I disagree with that," says Alan, known on Xbox Live as SpunkMonkey2000
- Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
- So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live... But he won't respond because he's dead.
- Xbox live users are like the sun. They go down on your mom every day
- Hey Lizard squad hacked Xbox live and PSn severs on Christmas! Wow those guys are cold blodded.
- I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV.
Xbox 360 Jokes
Here is a list of funny xbox 360 jokes and even better xbox 360 puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard.
- Whats the similarity between the xbox 360 and Michael Jackson * Both have been black
* Both are made from plastic
* And children turn them on - I gave my XBOX a 360, it was fun... And I was like: "Wii!"
- Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1
- Is it true that the French Government banned the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day? Wii
- How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet. - Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
- Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."
- Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
- What should you do if your xbox 360 gets the red ring of death? Buy a PS3
Xbox Series X Jokes
Here is a list of funny xbox series x jokes and even better xbox series x puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Xbox ps5 rotate joke How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?
Delightful Fun Xbox Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about xbox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gamer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make xbox pranks.
What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide?
Turn off the xbox and go to bed...
What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
I went to ferguson and all I got was this s**... T-Shirt
And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv.
I'm going to have to sit my mom down
Apparently she has had s**... with everyone on xbox live.
What game console do Latinos use most?
XBOX JUAN
I was going to have s**... with my xbox but..
It made me microsoft
I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.
I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...
This past Christmas I told my wife that all I wanted for Christmas was an Xbox.
That's it. Beginning and end of the list; Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of our wedding. That was fine, because I got her an Xbox.
What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.
He responded, "Oui."
I told him Xbox is better.
What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common?
They both take my money then go down on me
THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!
THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!
Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U
What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down?
The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.
Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car c**......
And here comes the ambulance "WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"
Boyfriend and Girlfriend
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.
Boy: Why do you look so sad?
Girl: ...
Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.
Girl: Why did you stop playing?
Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....
Girl: *Blushes*
Boy: Turns on PS4.
So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox.
Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.
My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him.
So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
A boy opens up his presents under the Christmas tree
With disappointment he exclaims, "Santa s**... he didn't get me the Xbox I wanted instead he got me a s**... sweater."
Father:"Now, now son, you should feel lucky to have that sweater. There are kids around the world who need that sweater more than they need than the Xbox I accidentally sent out."
A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....
Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.
Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"
Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"
Xbox and Ps4 get into a car accident and get injured
when the ambulance comes, it goes wiiu, wiiu, wiiu.
What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl?
Turn of his xbox and go to bed.
If I had a dollar for every time an Xbox had an update I'd be...
Bill Gates
Im friends with princess Diana on Xbox,
She never plays games though, she's always on the dashboard
Have you seen PUBG on the Xbox One? Oh, wait...
...It hasn't rendered yet.
Diarrhoea leaves you like an Xbox
With a red ring
What did the XBox One say to the PS4?
My sales s**... last year, can we Switch?
You might be a r**...
If you think an Xbox is where you sign on the divorce papers.
Lost Tooth
Mother: Babe our daughter lost her first tooth
Father: I Know , I bet she won't touch my Xbox again
Mother: WHAT!!!!
Father: What??
My girlfriend was upset and kept asking me to console her.
So I hit her with my Xbox.
Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?
But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard
Why did the Xbox player cross the road?
To render in the buildings.
So there are a boy playing his X-Box whilst his girlfriend watches.
So the boy says: "Why do you look so sad?"
The girl is silent. He turns off the X-Box.
His girlfriend asks: "Why did you turn it off?"
"Because I have something far better to play with!"
She blushes...
He turns on his PS4
If you sell your Xbox or PS4...
Does that make you inconsolable?
What's the favorite gaming console of hispanics ?
The Xbox Juanes
Christmas Break
There are 2 boys. Timmy and Bill. They just got back from Christmas break. The first boy, Timmy, says to Bill, I had the best Christmas ever! I got a new bike, new shoes, and an Xbox with all my favorite games on it. What'd you get Bill? He says, I only got a sweater. The first boy asks, Why? Bill answers, Its because I don't have cancer, Timothy.
Some X-Box friends were having a conversation...
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a v**...."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a v**... until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
My son kept begging for a present, so I went to the store and got a XBox for him.
I was shocked that they accept kids as payment.
My wife told me that my son just lost his first tooth...
I know! That hopefully taught him not to touch my Xbox.
The worst joke on the planet.
I bought a playstation 4.
The Xbox 1 X broke it.
SO I called the ambulance
The sound it made was
***WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U***
Why are all the people on xbox who banged your mom 12
Cuz salt is a preservative
God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations.
God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations. Jesus gets a text from l**... that he wants to join them online. Jesus asks God if that's okay. God knows that it won't work because l**... plays on X-box.
He tells Jesus that l**... isn't cross-compatible.
I can't believe the v**... language kids are using on Xbox Live.
Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?
I got punched by my X-Box controller for breaking his charging cord.
He was charged with battery.
