The Best 21 Xanax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Xanax jokes. There are some xanax trynoassatall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these xanax prevent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Xanax Jokes and Puns

Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For hispanic attacks

Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop hispanic attacks.

Why does Trump take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks!

Xanax joke, Why does Trump take Xanax?

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

Β For Hispanic attacks (please don't hurt me)

Why was the Mexican prescribed Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.


Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

Now that weed is legal in California, I don't need my Xanax prescription anymore.

I was always suffering from chronic anxiety I was about to be arrested for illegal possession.

Xanax joke, Now that weed is legal in California, I don't need my Xanax prescription anymore.

[Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax?

Because they're constantly battling their daemons.

Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead?

Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.

Why is Carlos prescribed xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks.

A man goes to the chemist's

M: I would like 3 boxes of Xanax, please.

C: Sorry sir, you need a medical prescription for that.

M: I've got a wedding certificate.

C: That will do.

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I went to see my GP because I have a fear of palindromes.

**He prescribed me xanax**

Why Did The Mexican Immigrant Take Xanax?

He Had Borderline Anxiety.

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila

So I was part of a double blind clinical study...

So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.

I mixed up my Zantac and Xanax again...

Now I have massive heartburn but I really don't care.

Xanax joke, I mixed up my Zantac and Xanax again...

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

I accidentally switched up my Zantac and Xanax.

I still have heartburn, but I don't really care about it anymore.

I'm allergic to xanax...

Everytime I take some I break out in handcuffs.


So my three year old is driving me crazy... and I managed to get some Xanax.

Now how do I get him to take it?

Be careful if a woman tells you that she's "on the pill".

She could be talking about Xanax.

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