Xanax Jokes
31 xanax jokes and hilarious xanax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about xanax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Xanax Short Jokes
Short xanax jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The xanax humour may include short acid jokes also.
- Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead? Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.
- A man goes to the chemist's M: I would like 3 boxes of Xanax, please.
C: Sorry sir, you need a medical prescription for that.
M: I've got a wedding certificate.
C: That will do. - I mixed up my Zantac and Xanax again... Now I have massive heartburn but I really don't care.
- I accidentally switched up my Zantac and Xanax. I still have heartburn, but I don't really care about it anymore.
- So my three year old is driving me crazy... and I managed to get some Xanax. Now how do I get him to take it?
- Be careful if a woman tells you that she's "on the pill". She could be talking about Xanax.
- Now that w**... is legal in California, I don't need my Xanax prescription anymore. I was always suffering from chronic anxiety I was about to be arrested for i**... possession.
- What do you call a Xanax-fueled o**...? A Gucci Bang.
- Why did h**... take Xanax? Oops. Wrong name...
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Xanax One Liners
Which xanax one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with xanax? I can suggest the ones about prevent and borderline.
- Why did the mexican take a Xanax? For hispanic attacks
- Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks.
- Why did the Mexican man need Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
- Why does Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks!
- Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks (please don't hurt me)
- Why was the Mexican prescribed Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
- Why did the portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks.
- [Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax? Because they're constantly battling their daemons.
- Why is Carlos prescribed xanax? Because of hispanic attacks.
- Why Did The Mexican Immigrant Take Xanax? He Had Borderline Anxiety.
- Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder.
- I'm allergic to xanax... Everytime I take some I break out in handcuffs.
- Why might Donald take Xanax?
- Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred.
- I went to see my GP because I have a fear of palindromes. **He prescribed me xanax**
Howlingly Hilarious Xanax Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about xanax you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pills jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make xanax pranks.
Why did the Mexican . . .
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila
So I was part of a double blind clinical study...
So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.
