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if you added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

Gillian Anderson of the x files just lost custody of her 12 year old boy following a long legal battle.

She is now Gillian Withouterson.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

After filing out his paperwork he had to take an eye exam. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the clerk asked.
"Read it?" the Polish man replied. "He's my uncle."

The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes

Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019

My friend used to have some metal files. But he used the so often they are dull...

Now he calls them the X-Files.

How do you call the actor in the male leading role from the X-files if he commits a m**...?

a Mulderer .

A hockey player started watching the X-Files...

... the _tooth_ is out there

Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files?

No, that's what the INS does.

Why were Bill Cosby's court documents called The X Files

CAUSE X GON GIVE IT TO YA

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