Wyoming Jokes
19 wyoming jokes and hilarious wyoming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wyoming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wyoming Short Jokes
Short wyoming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wyoming humour may include short baa jokes also.
- I live in Wyoming, so I called my insurance to ask what would happen if yellowstone ever erupted. They said not to worry, I would be covered.
- Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence. - The three biggest lies in Wyoming... "I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
- In which state in the US would you find the most introverts? Wyoming.
They're Cheyenne away from everyone else. - What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
- How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming.
- Why do women from Wyoming prefer to chew Copenhagen instead of smoking cigarettes? It's because of the wind.
When they try to light cigarettes they always end up burning their moustaches. - In 100 years what will be the only difference between mars and Wyoming? ...Mars will be habitable
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Wyoming One Liners
Which wyoming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wyoming? I can suggest the ones about plow and haul.
- Did you hear Wyoming has a new use for sheep? Wool
- How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin.
- Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne.
- Wait a minute... ....Wyoming that Wyoming dosent exist!?
- Why is Wyoming so Windy? Because Idaho s**... and Nebraska Blows.
- How do they practice safe s**... in Wyoming? They mark the sheep that kick.
Uproarious Wyoming Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about wyoming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean residents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wyoming pranks.
National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu
For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.
" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a r**... from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the r**... top that, they thought. The r**... calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The r**... won hands down!
