Wyoming Jokes
17 wyoming jokes and hilarious wyoming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wyoming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wyoming Short Jokes
Short wyoming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wyoming humour may include short baa jokes also.
- I live in Wyoming, so I called my insurance to ask what would happen if yellowstone ever erupted. They said not to worry, I would be covered.
- Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence. - In which state in the US would you find the most introverts? Wyoming.
They're Cheyenne away from everyone else. - What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
- In 100 years what will be the only difference between mars and Wyoming? ...Mars will be habitable
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Wyoming One Liners
Which wyoming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wyoming? I can suggest the ones about plow and haul.
- Did you hear Wyoming has a new use for sheep? Wool
- Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne.
- Wait a minute... ....Wyoming that Wyoming dosent exist!?
- Why is Wyoming so Windy? Because Idaho s**... and Nebraska Blows.
Uproarious Wyoming Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about wyoming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean residents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wyoming pranks.
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National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu
For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.
" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a r**... from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the r**... top that, they thought. The r**... calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The r**... won hands down!
The old cowboy's shave
Time for this again:
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Big Piney, Wyoming for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball?
The barber replied "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
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An 80 year old man goes to the doctor
The doctor tells him that he needs a s**... sample. He hands the old man a small jar and tells him to bring it back the next day. However, it's empty when he returns it. The doctor says, "Hey, I told you I needed to take a s**... sample" to which the old man replied "Well doc, I tried, I really did. I couldn't do it, so I called my wife, and she couldn't do it. She suggested that we try out neighbors, but they were no help, so they called up their daughter in Wyoming to come over to try. She wasn't able to either. We thought that maybe we had to all try at the same time, but it didn't work. Guess some jars are just impossible to open."
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A man moves to the middle of nowhere...
A man buys some land in Wyoming so he can be alone. One day he is working on his house whenever he sees the dust from a truck coming down his long driveway. Finally the truck pulls in, and a man gets out. "I thought I'd welcome you to the area," says the guy from the truck. "I figured since you're new to this neck of the woods, I'd invite you to a little shindig. I really think you're gonna like it. There's gonna be drinkin', fightin' and f**...'." The new guy says, "Wow, that really sounds like some party. Who all is coming?" The guy from the truck looks him in the eyes, "Just you n me."
This joke is courtesy of my 65 year old barber.
