The Best 11 Wyoming Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Wyoming Jokes and Puns

National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu

For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.

" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!

Did you hear Wyoming has a new use for sheep?


Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys

1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Wyoming joke, Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys

The three biggest lies in Wyoming...

"I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming?

Kick his sister in the chin.

How is a gay man like a tumbleweed?

They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming.

Wyoming joke, How is a gay man like a tumbleweed?

Why do women from Wyoming prefer to chew Copenhagen instead of smoking cigarettes?

It's because of the wind.

When they try to light cigarettes they always end up burning their moustaches.

Why is Wyoming so Windy?

Because Idaho Sucks and Nebraska Blows.

In 100 years what will be the only difference between mars and Wyoming?

...Mars will be habitable

Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me?

Because I'm Cheyenne.

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