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s**... with me is like WWIII...

It hasn't happened yet.

A guy walks in a bar asks the bartender

"Isn't that Bush sitting over there?" Guy walks over and says:"Wow,this is a real honor.What are you doing here?"
Bush:"We're planning WWIII.
Guy:"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush:"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
Guy exclaimed:"Bicycle repairman! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell,punches him on the shoulder and says:"See, d**...! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Accent humour, mate!

It's the year 2022, WWIII has started. 1st world countries vs 2nd world countries and Middle East. Britain asks for reinforcement from Australia. The Australian regiment arrives and next morning starts preparing while the British Commander enters and starts increasing the army's morale:
British Commander: Did you came here *to die*?
Australian Soldier: No sir, we came here *yester-die*.

What did I do when I was drafted for WWIII?

I ran.

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.
A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them.
"What is so funny over here?" Trump replies: " We're planning WWIII"
"WOW, and what exactly are your plans?"
Trump replies: " We're going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist"
"Huh, why are you killing a dentist?"
Pence taps Trump on the back: "See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims"

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