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19 wwi jokes and hilarious wwi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wwi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Wwi Short Jokes

Short wwi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wwi humour may include short combat jokes also.

  1. TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
  2. Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian...
    Why was wwii so long?
    They were Stalin...
  3. Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky.
  4. WWI started because an Austrian guy was killed... And WWll started because an austrian guy wasn't
  5. You ever hear about the canine pilot from WWI? He got into a dog fight but thankfully he shook his tail.
  6. WWII Why did WWI go by so fast
    Because they were Russian
    Why did WWII go so slow
    Because they were Stalin
  7. Trump's cancelled trip to the WWI commemoration is not his fault His helicopter got a doctor's note claiming it has bone-spurs too.
  8. French WWI Rifle for sale. Unused, like new. Just dropped once.
    PS. Like you frech guys anyway ;)
  9. Everyone is on Trump for avoiding the WWI Memorial because of rain, but it was really Melania who didn't want to go. She doesn't remember what it's like to be wet.

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Wwi One Liners

Which wwi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wwi? I can suggest the ones about warfare and invade.

  1. How did the WWI pilots get to the battlefield? They went biplane
  2. What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre.
  3. WWI and its sequel... WWII bigger better and uncircumcised
  4. Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
  5. Austria-Hungary You can't be blamed for WWI if you're not a country after WWI

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about wwi can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of wwi puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Wwi Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about wwi you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make wwi prank.

The year is 1921. Eastern Poland, the new border with Russia is forming after WWI.

One of the officials coordinating this process stumbles upon an old house that is located just on the path of where the border would be set. Property, with an old shed and few acres of land, is habited by one old farmer.
"This is your lucky day, old man. You can choose whether you prefer to be on the Polish or Russian side of the border" says the officel.
"Polish" the farmer answers without hesitation.
"And why is that if I may ask?"
"Cause Ruskies have very harsh winters."

It is WWI. The Germans and the Italians are fighting in trenches.

The Germans have a plan. Since almost all Italians are named Mario, a German would yell, "Hey, Mario!" An unfortunate Mario would pop his head up with "si?" and a German s**... would put a bullet into his forehead. Every day, a few Italians died with "Hey Mario!" "Si?" Boom!
One day, the Italians decide to reciprocate. One of them yells, "Hey-a, Fritz!" No reply. "Fritz!" Nothing. "Hey-a, Fritz!" "Is that you, Mario?" "Si!" Boom!

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these wwi jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.