ww3 Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ww3 puns

Gabe Newell should be president

That way we'd never have WW3.

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A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin.

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin at a table. He asks them what they were doing and was told that they were planning WW3.
Hitler says, "We are going to kill 15 million jews, and a bicycle repairman."
The man, confused asks, "Why the bicycle repairman?"
Hitler turns to Stalin and tells him, "See? I told you no one would care about the 15 million Jews!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin...

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin sitting at a table. He walks up to them and asks what they are doing. Hitler says were planning WW3. The man asks what's going to happen this time. Hitler says this time were going to kill 15 million Jews and a bicycle repair man. The man asks why a bicycle repair man. Hitler turns to Stalin and says see I told you know one would care about the 15 million Jews.

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How to prevent WW3

Just give valve the rights to 1 and 2.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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WW3 due to Ukraine

The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side.

They've never won a World War yet.

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WW3 breaks out and Russia tries to take Turkey from the rear

Does Greece help them get in?

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Why does everyone think Trump is gonna start WW3?

If anything, with today's weaponry he'd start Cold War Part II

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In case of WW3 or any other trouble on Earth, Elon Musk can Become next level Noah

With his Elon's Ark.

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WW3 starts tommorrow.

Caused by Turkey

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*Prepares for WW3*

*Buys ladies dress off of eBay*

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There is no chance yet of WW3. Why you ask?

Because Austria hasn't started it yet.

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What are the most funny Ww3 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ww3? Well, here are the best Ww3 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ww3 pick up lines to share with friends.

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