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Funniest Ww1 Short Jokes

Short ww1 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ww1 humour may include short means jokes also.

  1. I have a french gun for sale from WW1. In excellent condition. Never been used and only dropped once.
  2. My great grandad was a baker in the army during WW1 Apparently he went in all buns glazing
  3. An Australian soldier arrives at the front line in WW1 where he meets a British officer.
    The officer asks "have come here to die too?"
    The soldier replies
    "No sir, I came yesterday."
  4. My great-great-grandfather burned to death during the Christmas Truce of WW1 He died in a ceasefire.
  5. I look up to my grandfather as a national hero He did many great thing, he was a soldier in ww1 and even killed hurled in ww2.
  6. Why couldn't the WW1 solider be convinced to stop looking up ladies skirts? Because he had an entrenched view
  7. h**... became temporarily blinded from a Mustard gas attack during WW1, which means... He could not see.

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Ww1 One Liners

Which ww1 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ww1? I can suggest the ones about mustard and gas.

  1. WW1: Because someone shot an Austrian WW2: Because someone didn't shoot an Austrian
  2. What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance.
  3. What do you call a German in WW1 A Not•yet•zi
  4. Help pls Why cant i find video about Germany losing ww1?
  5. Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1? Because they were on stealth missions.
  6. Why was the ww1 veterans reunion party so dull? Nobody wanted to go over the top.
  7. It took a long time since WW1 But France is finally under German control
  8. Did you know h**... was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see
  9. My dad was a veteran from both WW1 and WW2 He even managed to kill h**....

Charming Humor Ww1 Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about ww1 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean attack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ww1 pranks.

It's WW1 on the straits of Gallipoli, the soldiers are ready to charge from their trenches.

The british officers decides to make a rousing speech to his troops: "Listen here lads, did you come here to die?" and the australian answers "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterday!"

WW1 pilot talks to class

He tells about a dogfight he was in. There were Fokkers to the right, Fokkers to the left, Fokkers above and Fokkers below. The teacher says, Children, Fokkers are a type of airplane. Pilot says, Yeah, except these Fokkers were Messerschmitts.

During WW1 Switzerland had 250 000 soldiers

The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: "What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?"
The ambassador replied: "Shoot twice and go home."