Wurst Jokes
110 wurst jokes and hilarious wurst puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wurst that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short wurst jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wurst humour may include short german sausage jokes also.
- Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausage and cheese. This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.
- Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
- Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
- I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird. I took a tern for the wurst.
- I have some sausage and cheese for emergencies... But I will only use them in a wurst käse scenario
- Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best but they served me their wurst
- Never trust German butchers! They said they had the best sausages in the world
But they kept showing me their wurst. - What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst
- There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
- With everything so expensive this year, it could be just German sausage and cheese for Christmas dinner. But that's a Wurst-Käse scenario.
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Wurst One Liners
Which wurst one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wurst? I can suggest the ones about sausage and wiener.
- Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage? They say he fears the wurst
- I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst
- I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best.
- Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst
- I am developing a fear of German sausage... I fear the wurst
- Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst.
- My kids love to pretend they own a German restaurant For me it's a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- My friend traded a sausage for a seabird. He's taken a tern for the wurst.
- Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning? It was the wurst.
- I think I've developed a phobia of German sausages I keep on fearing the wurst
- Don't eat royal sausage in vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst
- My dad just decided to invest in a sausage company. It was the wurst decision of his life
- What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst.
- What do you call it when you rotate a sausage? A turn for the wurst!
Uplifting Wurst Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wurst you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salami jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wurst pranks.
I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia...
...I fear the Wurst.
Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?
Because they always fear the wurst.
Sausages...
They're the wurst.
Wanna hear a pun about a sausage?
It's the Wurst.
Common ground among the German people
What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?
That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst
Have you had a German hotdog?
They're the wurst
Let's talk about sausage....
Isn't it the wurst?
My father told me a joke. How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb? He said Nein
My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
I have fond memories of the sausage factory.
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
You know why I quit working at the sausage factory?
It was the wurst.
Why don't German pessimists eat pork....
They always fear the wurst.
I saw a sausage fly by my window
I must be going insane it was actually a bird.
I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst
A couple are dining at a German restaurant...
A couple are dining at a German restaurant, and so far it has been awful. The appetizers were cold, the beer was warm, and the main course has been in preparation for over two hours.
They call over their waitress to complain about the appetizers and the beer, and to ask where their entrees are.
She frowns and replies, "The wurst is yet to come."
My recipe for v**...-flavoured brats never caught on.
It was the Absolut wurst.
I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke
I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?
My sausage-addicted friend died in a car c**....
Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst.
A cook I work with spent all day making sausage puns
It was the wurst
Sausage puns...
We all know they're the wurst.
What's the best part about having s**... with a German girl?
She's expecting your wurst.
Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer?
He wanted to prepare for the wurst.
Out of all the ways to lose an arm,
losing it in a sausage machine has got to be the wurst.
Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand?
They took a turn for the wurst.
I hate German sauseges
They're the *wurst*
Now excuse me while I kill myself now.
Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?
Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
What does a pessimistic German say to his wife before s**...?
Prepare for the wurst.
A German sausage was found dead this morning with 27 stab wounds covering its body
Police say it is the wurst m**... they've ever seen
I was packing my luggage with German sausage, when my wife told me, "Don't overfill it. Last time it exploded in the airport and you caused a scene".
"Dont be silly", I said, "you're always thinking of the wurst case scenario".
I once babysat a sausage.
It was really poorly behaved, though.
A total *brat*.
Just the *wurst*.
Did I ever tell you about the time I traded my German sausage for a seabird?
I took a tern for the wurst.
Do you want to hear my German sausage joke?
It's the wurst.
I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
A German was packing his luggage for holiday when his wife interrupts him...
"I hope you're not going to bring sausages again", she said, "They exploded everywhere last time and caused a frightful scene!"
"It'll be fine", He said, "Stop worrying about the wurst case scenario".
My girlfriend asked me if hotdogs were good for her diet
I replied, "They're not the wurst"
Today I saw the wurst thing happen to a pig
I wish I never sausage a thing
My German friend really hates sausage
He thinks its the wurst
My teaching career.
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
No one laughs at my sausage jokes.
Probably because the're the wurst
I asked my friend about his least favourite type of meat
He said sausages.
And I replied yes, they are the wurst.
What do you think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst...
My incompetent uncle Hans worked at a sausage shop in Frankfurt. One day he fell into the mixer.
Hans is literally the wurst.
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Did you hear about the guy who went around the corner for a sausage?
He took a turn for the wurst.
I have a sausage addiction....
.....and it's getting Wurst.
I hate jokes about German sausage
They're the WURST!
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
In Germany everybody is panic buying sausages and cheese.
Apparently it's the wurst käse scenario.
They're closing sausage factories in Germany
They're calling it the wurst case scenario.
My friend has just fed German sausage to a bird.
He's taken a tern for the wurst.
Two men sat down at a German restaurant for a 10 course meal.
After six of the courses had come out, one of the men remarked to the other "I wonder when the sausages are going to be served.".
The waiter overheard and assured the men that the sausages were coming out eventually by saying "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come.".
I was invited to a banquet in Germany, but all they served was sausage and cheese.
And that felt like the wurst käse scenario...
Don't you just hate jokes about German sausages?
They are the wurst.
I was fairly confident that the German p**... was actually a man, but I hired them anyway in case I was wrong.
I was hoping for the breast but expecting the wurst.
I was in a pub and I ordered a large cup of beer and a German sausage. It took them 20 minutes just to get me the cup of beer.
I am afraid the wurst has yet to come.
Apparently, due to COVID Germany is running low on sausage and cheese.
The government considers this to be the Wurst Käse scenario
German food is terrible. Sausage here, sausage there, sausage everywhere.
German food is die Wurst.
I've ordered some German food through a mobile app.
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I hate German sausages
They are die Wurst I've ever tasted.
We all know that no matter how kind you are, a German child is kinder
But let me tell you something, when they're being brats, they're the wurst!
I developed a phobia of German sausages
I fear the wurst
Has anyone tried these new German bunless hotdogs?
They're just the wurst.
Pessimists are like German vegetarians.
They fear the wurst.
My company was recently bought out. Now, instead of making baseball equipment we're making German sausages...
...things have gone from bat to wurst.