Wurst Jokes
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Funniest Wurst Short Jokes
Short wurst jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wurst humour may include short german sausage jokes also.
- Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausage and cheese. This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.
- I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird. I took a tern for the wurst.
- I have some sausage and cheese for emergencies... But I will only use them in a wurst käse scenario
- Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best but they served me their wurst
- There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
- With everything so expensive this year, it could be just German sausage and cheese for Christmas dinner. But that's a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- My company was recently bought out. Now, instead of making baseball equipment we're making German sausages... ...things have gone from bat to wurst.
- A vegan was flying to Germany and discovered the airline had forgotten his special meal. He had no choice but to eat the only meal available: sausage and cheese. It was a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- I've ordered some German food through a mobile app. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
- My butcher has started making sausages from seabirds.... Today he has taken a tern for the wurst.
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Wurst One Liners
Which wurst one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wurst? I can suggest the ones about sausage and wiener.
- Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage? They say he fears the wurst
- I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst
- I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best.
- Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst
- Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst.
- My kids love to pretend they own a German restaurant For me it's a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- My friend traded a sausage for a seabird. He's taken a tern for the wurst.
- Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning? It was the wurst.
- Don't eat royal sausage in vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst
- My dad just decided to invest in a sausage company. It was the wurst decision of his life
- What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst.
- What do you call it when you rotate a sausage? A turn for the wurst!
- They're closing sausage factories in Germany They're calling it the wurst case scenario.
- I'm traveling in Germany But I don't like the food.
It really is the wurst!
Uplifting Wurst Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wurst you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salami jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wurst pranks.
I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia...
...I fear the Wurst.
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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?
Because they always fear the wurst.
Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show?
He did the wurst.
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Common ground among the German people
What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?
That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst
Let's talk about sausage....
Isn't it the wurst?
I love eating German sausage....
but it always gives me the wurst farts.
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I have fond memories of the sausage factory.
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
You know why I quit working at the sausage factory?
It was the wurst.
I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice
It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten.
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Tom Swift's best moments.
"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.
"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.
"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.
"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.
"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.
"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.
"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.
A couple are dining at a German restaurant...
A couple are dining at a German restaurant, and so far it has been awful. The appetizers were cold, the beer was warm, and the main course has been in preparation for over two hours.
They call over their waitress to complain about the appetizers and the beer, and to ask where their entrees are.
She frowns and replies, "The wurst is yet to come."
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My recipe for v**...-flavoured brats never caught on.
It was the Absolut wurst.
I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke
I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?
Went to a sausage party
It was the wurst.
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My sausage-addicted friend died in a car c**....
Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst.
I hate it when people can't make a good sausage
its the wurst
Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?
They fear the wurst!
Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages?
It has the wurst ratings.
A cook I work with spent all day making sausage puns
It was the wurst
A lady in my home town just died from choking on a sausage.
That's gotta be the wurst way to go.
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What's the best part about having s**... with a German girl?
She's expecting your wurst.
Did you hear about the German man that challenged himself to eat only sausages for a year?
He said it was the wurst diet ever.
After eating at a German restaurant, I had horrendous diarrhea for a week.
It was the wurst.
Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer?
He wanted to prepare for the wurst.
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Out of all the ways to lose an arm,
losing it in a sausage machine has got to be the wurst.
Fritz was planning a holiday to England
but was worried that he might not like the food. He decided to take some of his own supplies with him from Bavaria, for the wurst käs scenario.
Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand?
They took a turn for the wurst.
I ate a bunch of German food last night...
I have the wurst gas right now.
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Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?
Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
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What does a pessimistic German say to his wife before s**...?
Prepare for the wurst.
Did you hear about the mean woman who died after falling into a sausage making machine in Germany?
She was the wurst...
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A German sausage was found dead this morning with 27 stab wounds covering its body
Police say it is the wurst m**... they've ever seen
I don't like German cuisine.
It's just the Wurst.
I once babysat a sausage.
It was really poorly behaved, though.
A total *brat*.
Just the *wurst*.
A few Americans got sick after they couldn't hold their liquor in Germany...
Shortly thereafter, one of the group could be heard saying man, Oktoberfest really brought out the wurst in us!
Ugh... I *really* hate the jokes in here about German Sausages.
They're the WURST.
I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
A German was packing his luggage for holiday when his wife interrupts him...
"I hope you're not going to bring sausages again", she said, "They exploded everywhere last time and caused a frightful scene!"
"It'll be fine", He said, "Stop worrying about the wurst case scenario".
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Why don't Germans like sausage jokes?
Because they are about the wurst.
My girlfriend asked me if hotdogs were good for her diet
I replied, "They're not the wurst"
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Never trust German butchers!
They said they had the best sausages in the world
But they kept showing me their wurst.
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?
It was the wurst.
Today I saw the wurst thing happen to a pig
I wish I never sausage a thing
I had a brat for lunch today.
It was the wurst.
My German friend really hates sausage
He thinks its the wurst
My teaching career.
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
No one laughs at my sausage jokes.
Probably because the're the wurst
I asked my friend about his least favourite type of meat
He said sausages.
And I replied yes, they are the wurst.
What do you think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst...
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My incompetent uncle Hans worked at a sausage shop in Frankfurt. One day he fell into the mixer.
Hans is literally the wurst.
Did you hear about the guy who went around the corner for a sausage?
He took a turn for the wurst.
I have a sausage addiction....
.....and it's getting Wurst.
What if you were stuck in a sausage skin?
That would really be a wurst case scenario.
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I hate jokes about German sausage
They're the WURST!
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
Two men sat down at a German restaurant for a 10 course meal.
After six of the courses had come out, one of the men remarked to the other "I wonder when the sausages are going to be served.".
The waiter overheard and assured the men that the sausages were coming out eventually by saying "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come.".
I was invited to a banquet in Germany, but all they served was sausage and cheese.
And that felt like the wurst käse scenario...
German taxes really are...
The wurst
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Don't you just hate jokes about German sausages?
They are the wurst.
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I was fairly confident that the German p**... was actually a man, but I hired them anyway in case I was wrong.
I was hoping for the breast but expecting the wurst.
I was in a pub and I ordered a large cup of beer and a German sausage. It took them 20 minutes just to get me the cup of beer.
I am afraid the wurst has yet to come.
Apparently, due to COVID Germany is running low on sausage and cheese.
The government considers this to be the Wurst Käse scenario
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Don't ever challenge a German sausage maker to a competition.
It brings out the *wurst* in him.
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Not be a brat,
But German sausage jokes are the wurst.
