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- I wrote a poem. I dig.
You dig.
She digs.
He digs.
They dig.
We dig.
Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep. - I wrote a poem too. I sneeze.
You sneeze.
She sneezes.
He sneezes.
They sneeze.
We sneeze.
Now I know it's not a very original poem, but it's pretty sick. - I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel.
You feel.
He feels.
She feels.
They feel.
We feel.
I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching. - I wrote a poem called "Old Age Pensioner's Underwear". Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Ethel's are green - My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem: Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
- I wrote a poem I dig
You dig
She digs
He digs
They dig
We dig
Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep! - I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep.
- I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope. - Someone wrote a poem about the Walking Dead It wasn't that great, but at least it Rick Grimes
- This morning I wrote a terrible poem that has no meaning to it. I did it without rhyme or reason.
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- I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone
- My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem.
- I wrote a poem about Saturn... it's not very good, but it does have a ring to it.
- I Dig I wrote a poem, hope you like it:
I Dig.
You Dig.
They Dig.
We Dig. - My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
- I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines.
- Did you know Tommy Wiseau wrote a poem? Oh, Haiku.
- I once wrote a poem about a dog Let's just say I got a helping hound
- All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme
- A man wrote a poem about a calendar to s**... a girl. He was later charged with date rap.
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and oldie but a goodie
back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"
I just wrote a poem about the time I got sick eating an out of date meatball sub
It's called The Rime of the Ancient Marinara
Timbuktu
From my 80 year old Granddad:
Two finalists in a contest, One a college grad and one a high school drop out, were to write a poem in 3 minutes. The only requirement was that it ended in "Timbuktu". The college grad wrote his and told it to the judges;
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.
The judges were very surprised and pleased with the poem, thinking that the drop out had no chance of beating that one.
The dropout then told his poem
Me and Tim a hunting went,
Met three girls in a tent.
Sunrise came, mornin' dew,
I bucked one and Timbuktu.
He won the contest.