Wrong Jokes

Funniest Wrong Short Jokes

Short wrong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrong humour may include short incorrect jokes also.

1. When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message
2. COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
3. My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, What's wrong? . She screamed. These contractions are going to kill me! I am sorry, honey, I replied. What is wrong?
4. I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said
   "NOTHING"
5. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
6. I am giving up drinking for a month Sorry that came out wrong
   I am giving up. Drinking for a month
7. I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.
8. Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
   me: huh?
   fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
   me: what?
   fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you?
9. I got fired from my job as a masseur. There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
10. I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
    He'll come around, eventually.

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Wrong One Liners

Which wrong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrong? I can suggest the ones about correct and negative.

1. What I if told you You read the title wrong
2. TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
3. He got the order wrong Why did the customer get upset at the waiter?
4. I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread.
5. I tell it in the wrong order. Why am i bad at telling jokes?
6. I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
7. Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already
8. TIFU by hiding in poison oak Whoops, wrong shrub
9. Is it wrong to hate a specific race Because I really hate marathons
10. Two wrongs don't make a right... ...but two Wrights made a plane
11. My wife says I can't solve my own problems How do I prove her wrong?
12. About 14 women asked me out today I was in the wrong toilet
13. TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
14. If 2 wrongs DID make a right... You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.
15. A bar walks into Albert Einstein. Oops, wrong frame of reference.

Just Wrong Jokes

Here is a list of funny just wrong jokes and even better just wrong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub
• TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.
• In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
• As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.
• Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
• Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
• I was recently asked if I believed faith could move mountains. Apparently "No, but I've seen what it can do to buildings," is the wrong answer.
• Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".
• Dad, I'm getting married! Dad: Say sorry.
  Son: Why?
  Dad: Just say sorry.
  Son: I haven't done anything wrong!
  Dad: Say sorry.
  Son: Okay, okay! I'm sorry!
  Dad: You're ready.
• Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair? Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Right And Wrong Jokes

Here is a list of funny right and wrong jokes and even better right and wrong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Teacher: how do you spell 'crocodile' Kid: K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L.
  Teacher: no, that's wrong.
  Kid: no, I'm right. Other people might spell it differently but you asked how I spell it.
• My British friend asked me, "Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?" I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
• I told my dad my neck hurt cause I slept wrong He said the only thing you do, you can't do right?
• A man who recogizes his mistakes when wrong is wise. A man that recognizes his mistake when he is right is... Married.
• Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'
• To the guy that's bad at building fences... Oops, wrong place for this post.
  Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
• I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
• I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right
• Old one but a good one If you marry the right one
  You are complete.
  If you marry the wrong one
  You are finished!
  But if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished!!!
• If two wrongs don't make a right, then what do three rights make? a left.

Wrong Turn Jokes

Here is a list of funny wrong turn jokes and even better wrong turn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says:
  "I think we got off on the wrong foot."
• Two Clowns Are Eating A Cannibal one turns to the other and says "I think we're doing this joke wrong"
• Two wrongs don't make a right, and two rights don't make a wrong. They make a U turn.
• My wife isn't always right... ... for example; earlier this year she thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was mistaken.
• Doing math, it's sometimes very easy to tell what you did wrong. If you got infinity, it's even easier: You took a wrong turn. Instead of making a right turn, you took aleph one.
• Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right.
• What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch? I didn't mean to turn you on.
• Someone is selling a 42" Smart Tv for just £70. There's something wrong with the volume control, but for that price you can't turn it down.
• I've perfected an AI as a substitute to a girlfriend. Every time I try to turn it on I get the silent treatment and there are no output to tell me what's wrong.
• What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn? Shoot...

Really Wrong Jokes

Here is a list of funny really wrong jokes and even better really wrong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
• Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500
• What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
• It was my nieces birthday so I asked her mother what present I should get her. She said 'you can't really go wrong with Frozen stuff'. So I got her a bag of peas.
• Doc,what's really wrong with me? Tell me straight. "Well,there isn't a single thing wrong with you. Everything is perfect."
  "Good" the man replies. "Could you tell my wife that?"
• I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
• Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong. Someone told me there's an easy fix,
  I just hope they're Rihanna.
• I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my feels wrong.
• There's something about friction man... It really rubs me the wrong way.
• A couple in therapy The wife: "I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."
  The therapist: "Do you really do that?"
  The husband: "Oh, cry me a table!"

Playful Wrong Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about wrong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean error jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrong pranks.