Wristwatch Jokes

Funniest Wristwatch Short Jokes

Short wristwatch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wristwatch humour may include short wrist watch jokes also.

1. I tried to make a belt by attaching all of my old wristwatches together. It was a waist of time.
2. I spent the whole day combining all of my wristwatches to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.
3. Holly Gennaro was angry with me for dropping her wristwatch when I saved her at Nakatomi Plaza. But what could I do? My Hans slipped.
4. I was up late last night trying to make a belt out of wristwatches... It turned out to be a waist of time.
5. I thought I'd make a really cool belt by stringing together all of my wristwatches... But it was a waist of time.
6. What's the difference between someone wearing a wristwatch, and the US Soccer team? Nothing. They both have time on their hands.
7. When I was younger, everyone used a wristwatch, but now everyone has a clock on their phone. How times have changed.
8. Yo mumma so fat... Yo mumma so fat that she needs two wristwatches, one on each hand because she's in two timezones.
   NOTE: I'm Australian so I spell the word mum with an 'u'
9. Did you hear about Rommels wristwatch? It fell off while he was crossing a river, and just floated there, didn't sink, didn't drift downstream, just floated there.
   They called it die wacht am Rhein.
10. There's no easy way to say this, but... you have a rare medical condition know as Irish Wristwatch Syndrome.

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Wristwatch One Liners

Which wristwatch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wristwatch? I can suggest the ones about pocket watch and smart watch.

1. Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants.
2. How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz.
3. What did the sand in the hourglass say to the quartz in the wristwatch? "You rock!"
4. I'm busy eating my wristwatch and it's taking forever. It's really time consuming.
5. For St Paddys day Say "Irish wristwatch" 3 times fast
6. What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen.
7. I have a highly collectible wristwatch from the Third r**...... It's a Swatch-ticker
8. What do you call an i**... wristwatch trade? A wrist-k**... buisness.

Uproarious Wristwatch Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about wristwatch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rolex watch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wristwatch pranks.