Wrist Jokes

94 wrist jokes and hilarious wrist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of wrist jokes. These funny jokes are sure to make you chuckle.

Best Short Wrist Jokes

Short wrist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrist humour may include short carpal jokes also.

  1. Yo mama is so fat that… She needs to wear a watch on both wrists because of time zone difference.
  2. Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine
  3. A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store. He picked up a false shoulder, arm and wrist.
    The store attendant asked "Would you like a hand with that?"
  4. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
  5. I've been watching women's beach volleyball, and just ten minutes into the game there's already a wrist injury. Gonna have to use my other hand.
  6. I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday.
  7. What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans.
    (I'm sorry)
  8. I was watching an all girls volleyball game on tv today. 10 minutes in and there was a wrist injury... Don't worry, I should be fine by tomorrow.
  9. My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
  10. My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about wrist can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of wrist puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Wrist One Liners

Which wrist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrist? I can suggest the ones about elbow and forearm.

  1. Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later.
  2. What do you call an accordionist with a broken wrist? A beginner.
  3. Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds. I think it's carpal tunnel.
  4. Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
  5. I asked a police man if I could pee on his wrist. He said Not on my watch
  6. Why did the foot call the police? Because the hand was under a wrist.
  7. Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
  8. My friend Craig gave me his watch... I tell people I got it off Craig's wrist.
  9. How do you silence an Italian? Bind him by the wrists.
  10. Yo mama so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
  11. What's an Emos favorite sub? /wrists
  12. What'd the suicidal cop say to the knife? You're under a wrist.
  13. You know why I Hate Carpools? Everytime I go through a tunnel my wrist hurts.
  14. I want to slit my wrists... ...but I just can't find the nerve.
  15. I can't unhook my antistatic wrist-strap anymore It's leaving me totally grounded.

Wrist Watch Jokes

Here is a list of funny wrist watch jokes and even better wrist watch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Call me a luddite, but I feel the need to be vigilant about having too many connected devices. Google accessing biometrics via wrist wear? Not on my watch.
  • When I'm bored I love seeing how many different watches I can strap onto my wrists. I have too much time on my hands.
  • They make wrist watches, and pocket watches. I finally figured out why they don't make belt buckle watches: It's a waist of time.
  • I was enjoying myself at a party when I noticed a few flies wearing wrist watches Time flies when you're having fun
  • I want to open a clock shop... The commercials will say:
    "I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."
  • I used to be a police officer... A guy came up to me when I was patrolling a street and asked if he could urinate between my wrist and elbow.
    I said "Not on my watch."
  • Yo momma is so fat she has to wear a watch on each wrist because she covers two time zones
  • I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time
  • What did the guy with no wrists say? Not on MY watch!
  • I heard that they are finally making a movie about why someone made the first wrist watch... ...It's about time!
Wrist joke, I heard that they are finally making a movie about why someone made the first wrist watch...

Hilarious Wrist Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about wrist you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean palm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make wrist prank.

I've been dating a muslim girl. She gave me a h**... yesterday but it was a bit rough so I've nicknamed her...

...the t**... wrist.

"Drat!", he exclaimed, as the blood flow from his wrist slowed to a trickle foiling his attempt at s**...,

"I have cut myself in vein!"

Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to b**...?

He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist.

Joe and the spoon

Joe and Carl are roommates.One time when Carl returned from job he saw Joe in the kitchen hitting his wrist with a spoon.Carl asked Joe what is he doing. Joe answered
-I'm gonna kill myself.
Carl facepalmed and said:
-Why don't you try with a knife ?
Joe rolled his eyes and said:
-I already tried, but it hurts too much.

After experiencing weeks of pain, a man finally decides to go to the hospital...

The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?"
The man replies, "It hurts here (touches his thigh), it hurts here (touches his wrist), it hurts here (touches his hip). It hurts everywhere!"
After a few seconds of examining the patient, the doctor realizes whats wrong with the man.
The doctor grabs his hand and says, "Sir, you have a broken finger."

My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers.

The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel.

A husband tells his wife about the car c**... he got into...

Husband: Hey, I got in a car c**... today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple days in hospital but I'm fine now.
Wife: Who's Lucy?

TIL of a man who m**... in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived.

He was wrist strained.

I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist..

So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time.

A husband asks his wife...

Husband: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes?
Wife: Honey, of course I would.
Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears?
Wife: Absolutely sweetheart.
Husband: If I lost my legs would you push me around in a wheelchair?
Wife: You don't need to ask. Why all the questions?
Husband: I just sprained my wrist...

The sadomasochist was arrested and put in front of a judge

he got off with a slap on the wrist

what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist......

computer addict :p

A man was walking in a park..

when suddenly he noticed his watch wasn't on his wrist. While looking for it, he saw a man stepping on what seemed to be his watch, while simultaneously making fun of a fat kid. So he punched the man square in the face. "No one makes fun of fat kids" he said, "not on my watch".

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my c**... when I ask where the toilet is?

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.


An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest m**....
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called m**...," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.

guitarists are pretty good as bisexual lovers

on the one hand, their f**... must be pretty good; on the other, their wrist action must be pretty good too.

I drew a scary face on my wrist and government agents arrested me....

They're accusing me of being a Terrorwrist.

My girlfriend asked what I was up to.

I said: "About my wrist."

My girlfriend dumped me last week right after I broke my wrist.

Just when I needed her the most.

I think my mother might have robot hands.

I was talking to my neighbour and he said, "Man, your mum's amazing. She can bust a nut with a flick of her wrist."

I went to a prosthetist after a crocodile bit me off at the wrist.

Unfortunately he was too busy to give me a hand.

Why did the fisherman's wrists hurt?

He had Carp-L tunnel syndrome. :'(

Your mother is so fat...

she has to have 2 wrist watches because she is in two time zones

Stephen Hawking has his first date in a long time...

When he returned from the date, he had a twisted ankle, a broken wrist, his glasses were cracked and there was dirt all over his clothes.
Apparently she stood him up.

I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

It was my turn to drive in the car pool to work today.

After I picked up Steve we had to drive through a tunnel. There was a semi truck coming down the wrong lane and I had to swerve to moss him. When I got to work my wrist was hurting really bad. It must have been from that car pool tunnel.

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite knowing the danger, he simply replied, "It was a wrist I was willing to take."

An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together

– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared

Going to a psychic for a palm reading

>gives psychic hand
>psychic sees wrist
>"These lines are telling me you're depressed"

Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?

He was looking for a timely solution.

What kind of wrist would be worst off against an angry UFC fighter fighting out of Afghanistan?

A t**....

What does a obese person keep on their wrist?

A Weight Watch.

I needed an X-Ray on my wrist, and I couldn't go to the hospital.

So I went to the Airport.

"Its a little bit funny, This feeling inside!."

Sorry Elton, i forgot to take my wrist watch off.


People say you can only feel pain in 1 place at a time their right.
I slit my wrist on one arm and got a papercut on the other.
The papercut still hurt more.

Two sailors are on deck looking out to sea.

In the distance, a huge hand rises from the water.
It keeps rising as the wrist and forearm become visible, the fingers stretching into the air. It wobbles back and forward then falls, crashing into the sea.
One sailor turns to the other and asks, 'Did you see the size of that wave?

Going to hospital

As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."

"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly.

"No," he said. "But it cost just as much."

Did anyone else have one of those Tomogachi-type Digimon toys as a kid? I used to love that thing.

Really prepared my wrist for this quarantine.

I Accidentally j**... off while wearing my fitness band...

Later found out you are supposed to wear fitness band on your wrist..

My b**... community took me to court for not being h**... enough. I got off with just a slap on the wrist.

So I lost the case.

As I was driving underground with strangers, my wrist began to hurt

It must be carpool tunnel syndrome

I rocked up to a party the other night and was having a great time.

I got a bit tipsy and looked down at my wrist, my watch was missing. So off I go out the front to see if I dropped it. I get out there and I see this drunk guy screaming at his gf, I look down and he's crushing my watch under his foot. I ran straight over and punched him out cold. You don't mistreat your gf, not on my watch.

New Year, Old Me

Got a fitness tracker for Christmas and it's been on my wrist ever since. I haven't done any running yet, but I've m**... 5 miles.

Wrist joke, A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store.

jokes about wrist

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