Wrinkly Jokes
36 wrinkly jokes and hilarious wrinkly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrinkly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wrinkly Short Jokes
Short wrinkly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrinkly humour may include short wrinkled jokes also.
- What soft and wrinkly but gets sharper when you use it? Your brain! (This joke brought to you by one of my 2nd grade students. I told him it was so good I was going to put it on the internet.)
- Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans.
- Worst Joke Ever Why is a elephant big grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small white and smooth, it would be an aspirin - I really hate the feeling of wrinkly fingers in the tub But he's my grandpa, what can you do?
- Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president?
Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush
The other one is an avocado. - What's the difference between a baby boomer and an avocado One is a soft, wrinkly vegetable
The other one is an avocado - Why are elephants big, gray and wrinkly? Because if they were small, white and round, they would be aspirin.
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Wrinkly One Liners
Which wrinkly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrinkly? I can suggest the ones about wrinkled skin and wrinkle in time.
- What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly
- What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant.
- What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's trousers? Grandma on wash day.
- Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron.
- If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth, would your hands get wrinkly?
- What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother.
- What's pink, wrinkly, and hangs out your pants? Grandma doing laundry
- What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother.
- What do you call a wrinkly Buffalo? A ruffle-o...
- What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpas trousers? Grandma
- What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandads pants? Grandma
- Why was Robin so wrinkly? He stayed in the Bat-tub for too long.
- Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?
Your grandma. - What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum.
Happy Wrinkly Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about wrinkly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrinkly pranks.
A few insurance workers are gathered at lunch when...
a wrinkly, old woman walks up. She approaches them with her hands behind her back and says to them, "If any of you can guess what is behind my back, you can sleep with me!"
The men all laugh before one man yells out, "I dont know. A fully grown alligator!"
The old woman shows a big smile and responds, "Close enough!"
