Wrinkly Jokes
24 wrinkly jokes and hilarious wrinkly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrinkly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wrinkly Short Jokes
Short wrinkly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrinkly humour may include short wrinkled skin jokes also.
- What soft and wrinkly but gets sharper when you use it? Your brain! (This joke brought to you by one of my 2nd grade students. I told him it was so good I was going to put it on the internet.)
- Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
- Worst Joke Ever Why is a elephant big grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small white and smooth, it would be an aspirin - I really hate the feeling of wrinkly fingers in the tub But he's my grandpa, what can you do?
- What's the difference between a baby boomer and an avocado One is a soft, wrinkly vegetable
The other one is an avocado
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Wrinkly One Liners
Which wrinkly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrinkly? I can suggest the ones about wrinkle in time and curly.
- What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly
- What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant.
- What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's trousers? Grandma on wash day.
- Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron.
- If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth, would your hands get wrinkly?
- What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother.
- What do you call a wrinkly Buffalo? A ruffle-o...
- Why was Robin so wrinkly? He stayed in the Bat-tub for too long.
Happy Wrinkly Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about wrinkly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knotty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrinkly pranks.
A few insurance workers are gathered at lunch when...
a wrinkly, old woman walks up. She approaches them with her hands behind her back and says to them, "If any of you can guess what is behind my back, you can sleep with me!"
The men all laugh before one man yells out, "I dont know. A fully grown alligator!"
The old woman shows a big smile and responds, "Close enough!"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Avocado or Donald Trump?
Avocado or Donald Trump for president?
Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush
The other one is an avocado.
The compliment seeking wife...
Harry, whined Mary, to her husband of 20 years. What should I do?! I'm not ready for old age! I'm only 40 years old but I look and feel like I'm over 55! My face is all wrinkly, my back is bent over, and my hair is all thinned out. Well, said Harry after looking her up and down, There is one thing about you that still works as good as new. Oh Harry! said Mary sitting down next to her husband, you always know just what to say! What are you referring to? Never mind said Harry looking down. C'mon Harry, please tell me what you were referring to. Mary, please don't make me. Harry I insist. Well I was going to remark about how your eyesight seems to be working just fine!
