Wringing Jokes
4 wringing jokes and hilarious wringing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wringing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Wringing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink...
But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!
I won a contest for draining the most water out of a towel...
I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.
Jesus and Moses were hanging out having some drinks...
"Moses, nobody believes in us anymore. I'm going to perform a miracle," says Jesus.
He leads the way down to the beach.
"I'm going to walk on water. That will restore their faith!"
Jesus steps out onto the water, but he falls right in. He brushes himself off and, with much determination, steps out on to the water again. Once again, he falls in and is now soaked.
Wringing his his clothes out, he exclaims "Moses, I don't know what happened! The last time I did this trick it worked like a charm!"
Moses replies "The last time you did this you didn't have holes in your feet."
A young boy asks his grandfather
A young boy asks his grandfather:
"What's the most common English expression?"
The Grandfather, full of wisdom, says, "I love baseball and apple pie."
Puzzled, the boy shrugs it off and continues.
"So, what's the most common German expression?"
Without skipping a beat, the Grandfather says, "David Hasselhoff is the best."
The boy wrinkles his nose in disbelief, but presses on.
"OK then, what's the most common French expression?"
Suddenly, the Grandfather stops. He looks worried. He hesitates, wringing his hands in concentration. He begins to speak, but can't get the words out. His confidence gone, he quietly mutters...
"I give up."
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