Wright Jokes

Funniest Wright Short Jokes

Short wright jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wright humour may include short wick jokes also.

1. A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
2. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
   [credit to Stephen Wright]
3. The Wright brothers. The Wright brothers must have been vectors, because two of them made a plane.
4. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
   -Stephen Wright
5. TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents... I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.
6. Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left.
7. This is probably to soon... Without the Wright brothers 9/11 would of been imposble. I guess two Wrights do make a wrong.
8. When I was growing up, we didn't have a sandbox, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually.
   (From my favorite comedian: Steven Wright)
9. Do you know what Miles Davis is called in Europe? 1.60934 Kilometers Davis
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   joke courtesy of Stephen Wright
10. Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Wright One Liners

Which wright one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wright? I can suggest the ones about ward and walker.

1. Two wrongs don't make a right... ...but two Wrights made a plane
2. If inventing airplanes is wrong then I don't wanna be Wright
3. Humans were never able to fly until we got it Wright.
4. What do two Wrights make? A plane
5. Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an aeroplane
6. If someone else flew first It just wouldn't be wright
7. The Wright Way "I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."
   -Steven Wright
8. A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.
9. The people who made that early version of a plane had the... Wright idea.
10. What do u call a woman with only one leg (left) ? Eileen Wright
11. I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright
12. What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE
13. It's a small world... ... but I wouldn't want to paint it.
    (All credit to Steven Wright)
14. Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
15. Why can't two asian parents have a Caucasian kid? Two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Wright Brothers Jokes

Here is a list of funny wright brothers jokes and even better wright brothers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Who was the skeptical man who dressed up as a woman to spy on the Wright Brothers initial flight test? Mrs. Doubtflyer
• TIL The brothers credited for inventing the airplane had Chinese parents... Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.
• Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
• The Wright Brothers were partially responsible for 9/11, so I guess two Wrights made a Wrong...
• TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright
• I was thinking about the Wright brothers earlier. I wonder if they knew just how much their invention was going to take off.
• Who is Captain Kirks favorite Wright brother? Wilbur
• FACT: 24 astronauts AND the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio. Something about that c**... state makes people want to flee the Earth.
• TIL Orville and Wilbur Wright were never married. Mostly because they were brothers and that sort of thing is i**....

Steven Wright Jokes

Here is a list of funny steven wright jokes and even better steven wright puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got a job working at a factory that makes fire hydrants. Unfortunately I can't park anywhere near it.
  - Steven Wright
• I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright.
• I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial... The phone started having a nervous breakdown.
  (The legendary Steven Wright)
• My grandmother gave me 5$ and said Now don't tell your mother I told her Its gonna cost you a lot more then that to keep me quiet
  - Steven Wright
• I bought a three-way ticket to the capital of South Africa. (Original joke, inspired by Steven Wright)
• Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"... ... And then it hit me.
  - Steven Wright
• I brought one of those records that helps you learn spanish while you sleep, during the night the needle skipped and the next day i could only stutter in spanish.
  -Steven Wright (i think)
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
  Credit to Steven Wright.
• Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet. He was known for his Bedpan delivery.
• It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright

Orville Wright Jokes

Here is a list of funny orville wright jokes and even better orville wright puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• New DNA tests have revealed that Orville and Wilbur's parents were actually Chinese. So I guess that means two Wongs make a Wright.

Giggle-Inducing Wright Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

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