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Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
(heard this on pka 250 from w**..., thought it was funny so I shared it here)
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they're not confused with feminist.
Sorry.
Where do wrestlers go to see movies?
At John's Cenama.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So people don't confuse them with feminists.
Why do wrestlers love video games?
Because of the lutte
Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions?
They're meaty asians.
I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers.
iSlam
Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?
To stop getting confused as feminists
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what's a wrestlers least favorite snack?
A pretzel
Why do sumo wrestlers shave?
Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.
Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave?
So they don't get mistaken for a feminist
What's the difference between a superhero and a professional wrestler?
Superheroes fight for a just cause; wrestlers fight just 'cause.
Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?
They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.
Why are there no Jewish wrestlers?
Because of the Elimination Chamber.
Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?
Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.
How do wrestlers enter the arena?
Through the Luchadoor.
Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So people wouldn't get them mixed up with feminists.
Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting.
They are. It's called wrestling.
Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted s**... offenders.
That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.
I like my bra sizes like I like my wrestlers
Triple H
Why do sumo wrestlers shave?
So they don't get mistaken for feminists
A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...
The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.
It's because the cons outweigh the pros.
Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving?
Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
Wrestlers are s**....
They compete for a belt and none of them wear pants.
