Wrestler Jokes
61 wrestler jokes and hilarious wrestler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrestler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious wrestler jokes from Sumo wrestling to Olympic gold medalist Lochte. These jokes will have everyone laughing like a champion!
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Funniest Wrestler Short Jokes
Short wrestler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrestler humour may include short wrestling jokes also.
- Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
- Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave? So they don't get mistaken for a feminist
- Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.
- A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.
It's because the cons outweigh the pros. - Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
- What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
- Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting. They are. It's called wrestling.
- What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
- A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
- I'll have you know that I have the body of an athlete! And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...
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Wrestler One Liners
Which wrestler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrestler? I can suggest the ones about wrestling match and undertaker.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their leg? To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists.
- My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave? Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.
- What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop? Cold Stone Steve Austin
- I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam
- Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count
- What do you get when you cross an 80's wrestler with a Dry Cleaners? Laundre the Giant.
- What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador.
- I like my bra sizes like I like my wrestlers Triple H
- How much does a Sumo Wrestler weigh? Won ton.
- Hank Hill should become a wrestler. He's all about pro-pain.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave? So they don't get mistaken for feminists
- How do wrestlers enter the arena? Through the Luchadoor.
- Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Professional Wrestler Jokes
Here is a list of funny professional wrestler jokes and even better professional wrestler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a superhero and a professional wrestler? Superheroes fight for a just cause; wrestlers fight just 'cause.
Pro Wrestler Jokes
Here is a list of funny pro wrestler jokes and even better pro wrestler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I want to become a Christian pro wrestler and my name will be... god slam it.
Wwe Wrestler Jokes
Here is a list of funny wwe wrestler jokes and even better wwe wrestler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted s**... offenders. That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.
Sumo Wrestler Jokes
Here is a list of funny sumo wrestler jokes and even better sumo wrestler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan? Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.
- A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler
- A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween... is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky! - Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist.
Sorry. - What's the scariest part of a sumo wrestler skydiving? Looking up and seeing another Fat Man
- How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
- Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people wouldn't get them mixed up with feminists.
- What did the Chinese cannibals make out of the Sumo wrestler they killed? Wonton soup.
- In Japan, finding a sumo wrestler means finding someone who's been on a high calorie diet for many years... In America, there's (at least) one in a Walmart near you!
Hilarious Wrestler Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about wrestler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swimmer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrestler pranks.
A blind man walks into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Bar Joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Three women sat discussing their husbands and their s**... lives.
"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."
Blondes and Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
* The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
* The bouncer is a blonde girl.
* I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
* The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
* The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head
and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a bar
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,
Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind guy says, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
Wrestlers are s**....
They compete for a belt and none of them wear pants.
Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?
They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.
If a wrestler pins you while having s**... with your wife...
Is that a cuckhold?
(Joke my 7 ear old brother made) What does a wrestler say when someone tells a bad joke?
You gotta work on your punchline.
