Wrestled Jokes
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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Two silk worms are in a wrestling match
It ended in a tie.
Wrestling is so s**...;
men with no pants, fighting for a belt.
Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris
loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
Why is wrestling s**...??
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
A drunk man walks into a bar
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
The first night in prison and not sleeping next to my wife, I wrestled uncontrollably with a large and throbbing e**....
I just wish it had been mine.
I just made my new wrestling name. My name is Off In Church...
Because no one beats off in church
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks
Even if you win, it was a really s**... thing to do.
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