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Funniest Wraps Short Jokes

Short wraps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wraps humour may include short wrapping jokes also.

  1. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  2. Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
  3. They've unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher
  4. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
  5. My ex wife's favorite joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a sheet of saran-wrap.
    Doc says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts."
  6. A man wrapped in saran wrap and not wearing any clothes walks into a psychiatrist office. The psychiatrist says, I can clearly see you're nuts.
  7. I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
  8. A man comes to a carpet store and says: - I need a rug.
    - Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
    - I need two rugs.
  9. A man walks into a psychiatrist's office He's wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, "no need for a diagnosis, I can clearly see your nuts!"
  10. A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.
    Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts.

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Wraps One Liners

Which wraps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wraps? I can suggest the ones about wrapped and wrapping presents.

  1. My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
  2. If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop. And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
  3. I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.
  4. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well it's actually more like a wrap.
  5. What type of music do mummies like? Wrap
  6. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
  7. Why do dumplings make great detectives? They always know how to “wrap up” a case!
  8. I once wrote a ballad about a tortilla. Actually, it was more of a wrap.
  9. What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!
  10. What is a mummy's favourite genre of music? Wrap music.
  11. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music
  12. My biggest talent is always being able to tell what's in a wrapped present It's a gift.
  13. I just wrote a song about tortillas Actually it's more of a wrap
  14. So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap.
  15. What is a Christmas gift’s favorite type of music? Wrap.

Wraps joke, What is a Christmas gift’s favorite type of music?

Silly & Ridiculous Wraps Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about wraps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gift wrap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wraps pranks.

A married couple is getting ready to go out for the evening. The husband is in the shower and the wife is just getting out of the bathtub when the doorbell rings.

The wife hurriedly wraps herself in a towel and answers the door. It's their neighbor, Bob. Bob looks at the wife, who is quite beautiful, and says, I'll give you $800 to let that towel drop. The wife thinks about if for a bit, then lets the towel fall. Bob gives her a thorough visual inspection, then reaches into his wallet and hands her $800. She goes back inside. Who was at the door, honey? asks the husband. Oh, it was our neighbor Bob, she says. Great, says the husband. Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?

A man is getting into the shower...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n**... in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer.

Bouncer says "sorry bud, gotta have a tie to get in".
Buddy goes to his car, roots thru the trunk and can't find a tie. Grabs his jumper cables and wraps them around his neck.
Bouncer says "cool man, come on in...just don't start anything".
....I'll see myself out now.

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office.
The first thing she says is, "I can see your nuts."

A man tries to get into a classy nightclub

but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"

Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album?

People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps

A customer walks into a bakery and orders a loaf of bread. As the baker wraps the loaf, the customer says, "You know, I bake my own bread at home, but they come out dense."

The baker looks up suspiciously and says, "Yeah, prove it."

How is phil swift still alive

He wraps his heart with flex tape

Why did Taco Bell stop making songs

They do wraps now

A guy goes to a shrink, takes off all his clothes, and wraps himself head to toe in plastic wrap.

The doctor took one look at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".

I s**... up and cheated with the cute Australian girl from the local sandwich shop.

Now I'm trying to keep it strictly down under wraps.

Why is it almost impossible to stop unprotected s**...?

Because it never wraps up.

Taco Bell is opening a sister chain called Burritoville

Don't tell anyone though because it's really under wraps.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

A mother is breastfeeding her baby on a plane

The captain comes on and says "we're ready for takeoff." The mother wraps her child and herself up. The plane takes off and the mother opens up and begins to breastfeed her child again. Her seatmate turns to her and says "You must have a hungry child." The mother answers "No, I just feed him to stop his ears from popping as we climb in altitude." The seatmate thinks about that for a moment then replies "And here I've been chewing gum all this time."

An Islamic t**... blows himself up and ascends to paradise.

When he gets there he's greeted by Allah and an elderly lady who immediately wraps her frail arms round the t**..., removes her false teeth and gives him a huge sloppy kiss.
Confused, the t**... says, "Allah, I'm sorry to question your benevolence, but I thought there would be 72 virgins awaiting my arrival?"
Allah replies, "This is widely misconcepted my child. You've done us proud, now enjoy the rest of eternity with this 72 year old v**..."

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hers, when the doorbell rings....

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "i'll give you $800 the drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n**... in front of Bob. Bob hands her the $800 after a moment and leaves. The woman wraps back up her towel and goes back upstairs. When she's in the bedroom the husband asks "who was that?" "It was bob the next-door neighbor," she replies. He says "Great, did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

$800 owed

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n**... in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

$800

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n**... in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that?
It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies.
Great, the husband says, Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

Wraps joke, $800