Silly & Ridiculous Wraps Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
A married couple is getting ready to go out for the evening. The husband is in the shower and the wife is just getting out of the bathtub when the doorbell rings.
The wife hurriedly wraps herself in a towel and answers the door. It's their neighbor, Bob. Bob looks at the wife, who is quite beautiful, and says, I'll give you $800 to let that towel drop. The wife thinks about if for a bit, then lets the towel fall. Bob gives her a thorough visual inspection, then reaches into his wallet and hands her $800. She goes back inside. Who was at the door, honey? asks the husband. Oh, it was our neighbor Bob, she says. Great, says the husband. Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?
A man is getting into the shower...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n**... in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer.
Bouncer says "sorry bud, gotta have a tie to get in".
Buddy goes to his car, roots thru the trunk and can't find a tie. Grabs his jumper cables and wraps them around his neck.
Bouncer says "cool man, come on in...just don't start anything".
....I'll see myself out now.
A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap
A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office.
The first thing she says is, "I can see your nuts."
A man tries to get into a classy nightclub
but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"
Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album?
People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps
A customer walks into a bakery and orders a loaf of bread. As the baker wraps the loaf, the customer says, "You know, I bake my own bread at home, but they come out dense."
The baker looks up suspiciously and says, "Yeah, prove it."
How is phil swift still alive
He wraps his heart with flex tape
Why did Taco Bell stop making songs
They do wraps now
A guy goes to a shrink, takes off all his clothes, and wraps himself head to toe in plastic wrap.
The doctor took one look at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
I s**... up and cheated with the cute Australian girl from the local sandwich shop.
Now I'm trying to keep it strictly down under wraps.
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Why is it almost impossible to stop unprotected s**...?
Because it never wraps up.
Taco Bell is opening a sister chain called Burritoville
Don't tell anyone though because it's really under wraps.
What is Eminem's favourite food?
wraps
