Wrapping Presents Jokes
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Short wrapping presents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrapping presents humour may include short gift wrap jokes also.
- People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since august, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy
- Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say....It's a gift.
- Why did the man wrap his house in gift wrap? He was told he'd be happy if he started living in the present.
- I'm going to cover my whole body in gift-wrap. Then I can say I'm truly living in the present.
- I don't mean to brag... but my Christmas wrapping is art. I wrap presents like it's an extension of my soul. It just so happens my soul is twisted, torn and barely held together with tape.
- The presents I'm giving my wife look terrible I guess that's because white guys can't wrap...
- "I bet that you can wrap Christmas presents with your eyes closed, I said to my wife. "I probably could, she laughed.
"Great I'll just go and get yours , I replied. - I love buying too much christmas style wrapping paper.... Because it presents itself so tear-ibly in the off seasons!
- I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping.
- I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing.
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Wrapping Presents One Liners
Which wrapping presents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapping presents? I can suggest the ones about wrapping and wrapping paper.
- My biggest talent is always being able to tell what's in a wrapped present It's a gift.
- I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift.
- how do politicians wrap presents? With lots of red tape
- My parents told me to live in the present. Then they wrapped me up in a box.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - My friend is really good at wrapping presents …you could say he's gifted
- I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift.
- My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane.
- The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box.
- What do bureaucrats use to wrap Christmas presents? Lots of red tape!
- I tried my hand in wrapping presents I was so bad at it. Guess I didn't have the gift...
- What did Bach use to wrap his Christmas presents? Cellotape
- I have a wierd talent where i can identify what's inside a wrapped present Its a Gift!
- Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able.
- My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said "then throw down a beat"
Wrapping Presents Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wrapping presents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wraps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapping presents pranks.
My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a c**....
She said, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Wrapping your Christmas present!"
My wife told me over breakfast she dreamed I'd given her a diamond ring
"I wonder what it means," she said.
I smiled but said nothing and left for work.
That evening I brought her a small gift-wrapped package. Oh you should have seen how excited she was! Brought a tear to my eye.
She opened the present with trembling hands: a little book titled "How to interpret your dreams."
I made an IRL dad joke a few weeks back...
and it may be my crowning achievement.
We did a delayed Christmas at the in-laws a few weekends back (COVID happened) and my FIL is the kind of jokester that does things like wrap one boot in one present for his wife and the other boot in another.
Mom-in-Law says, "look at him, stretching one gift into two...."
Father-in-law then opens a gift from her and it's a winter vest. Without missing a beat I say, "look who's stretching gifts now, where's the box with the sleeves!?"
I never post so I had to build karma before sharing but hopefully it was worth the wait!
Christmas wrapping
I don't mean to brag... but my Christmas wrapping is art. I wrap presents like it's an extension of my soul. It just so happens my soul is twisted, torn, and barely held together with tape.
A quadruple amputee is opening his present on christmas.
He crawls over to the tree and tears in to the wrapping with his teeth. The paper flies everywhere as the present is revealed.
"Not another hat..."
CHRISTMAS TIP: Wrap empty presents and put under the tree.
When you kid starts misbehaving throw one in the fire place.
That'll teach them little b**....
Do you have a c**...?
I'll need it to wrap your Christmas present.
A younboy gave his mum a big wrapped up birthday present on a Saturday.
She opened it up and it was a tea p**....
She said "What a wonderful tea port darling - thank you."
The boy said "That's good."
Mum said "However I already have a tea p**...."
The boy replied "No you haven't - I broke it."
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man asked if i had some spare change. I told him "I dont have any spare change for you but i do have this present for you".
The homeless man couldnt help but put a big smile on his face and said: "My good sir i would happily take this gift"
I replied "You may have this gift under one condition". "Anything sir" the homeless man replied
"Dont you dare open it before you get home"