Wrapping Paper Jokes
26 wrapping paper jokes and hilarious wrapping paper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrapping paper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wrapping Paper Short Jokes
Short wrapping paper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrapping paper humour may include short gift wrap jokes also.
- What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves
(Just kidding, he hasn't managed to get the wrapping paper off yet) - What did the kid with no arms get last Christmas? No one knows, he's still chewing the wrapping paper.
- I love buying too much christmas style wrapping paper.... Because it presents itself so tear-ibly in the off seasons!
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Wrapping Paper One Liners
Which wrapping paper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapping paper? I can suggest the ones about wrapping and wrapping presents.
- Wrapping paper isn't horrible..... it's tear-able!
- What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper.
- No matter how old you are... ...an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
- What do rappers write their lyrics on? Wrapping paper.
- If Jake Paul was a chemist what would he wrap gifts with? Litmus paper
- Do you want to hear a dad joke about Christmas wrapping paper? Nevermind, it's terrible.
- What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
- Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able.
Wrapping Paper Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wrapping paper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plastic wrap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapping paper pranks.
A boy sees that his pet turtle isn't moving...
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," wailed the little boy to his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
His mom said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in a tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a lovely burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for a yummy big ice cream, and then get you a great new pet, like a puppy!" Just then, she noticed the turtle move. "Look! Your turtle isn't dead after all!"
"Oh," said the little boy, "can we kill it?"
A quadruple amputee is opening his present on christmas.
He crawls over to the tree and tears in to the wrapping with his teeth. The paper flies everywhere as the present is revealed.
"Not another hat..."
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man asked if i had some spare change. I told him "I dont have any spare change for you but i do have this present for you".
The homeless man couldnt help but put a big smile on his face and said: "My good sir i would happily take this gift"
I replied "You may have this gift under one condition". "Anything sir" the homeless man replied
"Dont you dare open it before you get home"
Don't Despair
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent.
Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair ~ Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper and wrapped the $100 bill in it Then she got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge w**... of $100 bills.
"What's this?" she asked.
"That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. "*Don't Despair* paid 80-to-1!"
Latvian joke. Are three.
Latvian go fish. Catch fish. Is excite for food! Boat tip over. Lose fish. Also catch sickness. Die. Leave family only half potato.
Latvian very hungry. Go to neighbor, beg for food. Neighbor very nice, give half potato wrapped in paper. Latvian go home. Too late. Family all starve. Also, not potato wrapped in paper. Is rock. Also very cold outside.
Latvian meet magician on road. Magician offer to do trick. Latvian ask Magician to send him to America, where there many potato. Magician make p**...! and send Latvian away. Latvian open his eyes. Is in Siberia. Also, boots not very warm.
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.
Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day’s work.
After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant.
Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation.
His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message:
"Debits in the column toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window. Prefer Wraps and females who think realistically pick Wholemeal.”
A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly, but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it. He writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He thinks about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, "I can't be good for a whole week, I'll be good for five days." He crosses that out and writes, "I'll be good for four days." Then he thinks again and says, "Can't do that." He gets down to one day and says, "I can't even be good for a day." Then in frustration, goes in his mother's room and get the statue of the v**... Mary, wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag, throws it in the closet and says, "Dear Jesus, if I don't get a bike for Christmas, you'll never see your mother again!"