Wrapper Jokes

• Short Wrapper Jokes
• Wrapper One Liners
• Candy Wrapper Jokes
• Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes
• Gum Wrapper Jokes
• Penguin Wrapper Jokes
• More Wrapper Jokes

Funniest Wrapper Short Jokes

Short wrapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrapper humour may include short wrapped jokes also.

1. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
2. I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
3. My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
4. Why do cucumbers have a plastic wrapper around them? So you can still eat them after usage
5. Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
6. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
7. Why are the streets of North Korea so clean? Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!
8. What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper!
   Merry Christmas.
   I hope you got what you wished for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9. Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.
10. Condoms were invented in Afghanistan At first, they were just wrappers made of goat skin.
    Then the Americans came along and improved them. By taking it out of the goat.

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Wrapper One Liners

Which wrapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapper? I can suggest the ones about cloak and covered.

1. M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper.
2. Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper
3. What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
4. who is the best candy (w)rapper? Eminem!
5. Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
6. Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers.
7. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
8. I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere.
9. What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer.
10. Do you like M&Ms? Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
11. Music is like candy. It's all pretty sweet you just need to throw away the wrappers..
12. I have a York Patty Wrapper from 1941 Its in mint condition
13. What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads
14. What do you call a singing elf A wrapper
15. What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS

Candy Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny candy wrapper jokes and even better candy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers." "Is Eminem in there?"
• Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.
• What's the sweetest type of musician? A candy wrapper
• Who is a candy wrapper? Eminem
• What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny laffy taffy wrapper jokes and even better laffy taffy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
• Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin.

Gum Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny gum wrapper jokes and even better gum wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
  I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
• Best joke I've ever gotten from a gum wrapper. Q Why was the tomatoe blushing?
  A Because it saw the salad dressing.

Penguin Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny penguin wrapper jokes and even better penguin wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Comical Wrapper Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about wrapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foil jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapper pranks.