Wrapper Jokes
57 wrapper jokes and hilarious wrapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love candy wrappers and jokes? If you do, you've come to the right place. Discover the best wrapper jokes and the most creative ways to use and reuse those candy, bubble gum, and laffy taffy wrappers. We'll explore how to make everything from a mullet wrapper to a reusable envelop out of your favorite wrappers. See how you can get creative with wrapper jokes and clingfilm.
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Funniest Wrapper Short Jokes
Short wrapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrapper humour may include short cloak jokes also.
- Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper? - I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
- My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
- Why do cucumbers have a plastic wrapper around them? So you can still eat them after usage
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper!
Merry Christmas.
I hope you got what you wished for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.
- Condoms were invented in Afghanistan At first, they were just wrappers made of goat skin.
Then the Americans came along and improved them. By taking it out of the goat. - Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something.. I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne
- What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
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Wrapper One Liners
Which wrapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapper? I can suggest the ones about covered and foil.
- M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper.
- Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper
- What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
- who is the best candy (w)rapper? Eminem!
- I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere.
- What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer.
- Do you like M&Ms? Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
- I have a York Patty Wrapper from 1941 Its in mint condition
- What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads
- What do you call a singing elf A wrapper
- Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive.
- "The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers." "Is Eminem in there?"
- What do you call a rapping pregnant woman? A wrapper
- What's the sweetest type of musician? A candy wrapper
- Who is a candy wrapper? Eminem
Candy Wrapper Jokes
Here is a list of funny candy wrapper jokes and even better candy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.
- What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper.
Gum Wrapper Jokes
Here is a list of funny gum wrapper jokes and even better gum wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper. - Best joke I've ever gotten from a gum wrapper. Q Why was the tomatoe blushing?
A Because it saw the salad dressing.
Penguin Wrapper Jokes
Here is a list of funny penguin wrapper jokes and even better penguin wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off.
Comical Wrapper Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about wrapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean helper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapper pranks.
My mate gets annoyed when I give him a chocolate bar in the wrong wrapper
He gets his snickers in a twix
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I found my daughters diary and read it.
So I've been trying to get my daughter to clean up her room for a long while now, all to no avail. So yesterday when she went out, I decided that I would do it.
For the most part it was just typical teenage mess, clothes everywhere, the occasional food wrapper. However when i was cleaning out her closet, I found her diary. My initial reaction was just to put it back as i didn't want to invade her privacy, so I finished cleaning and left her room. But later that evening, my curiosity got the better of me and I got the diary, took it to my room and read it.
I was horrified to discover that she has a new boyfriend, and that they've been having s**.... She described in graphic detail all the k**... stuff they'd been doing and how she had performed o**... s**... on him. And then, just at the point I thought that the debauchery could not get any worse, you'll never guess what I came across next. Page 64, the bed sheets and my own leg a little bit.
I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today:
Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper!
Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!
You go to an Eminem concert to meet...-
"M&M, The Wrapper" =D
What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic hand come of if that hot thing soft
A frozen pizza with its plastic wrapper left on
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Trump Brand Condoms!
Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have s**....
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I found an unused c**... that broke
I call it Chance the Wrapper
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Why are the streets of North Korea so clean?
Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!
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Boy finds c**... in the trash and says
"mom what's this?" Mom says "It's a Twinky wrapper." Boy says,"Good cuz I s**... out all the cream."
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Happy Father's Day!
...doesn't work out so well as a c**... wrapper greeting.
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What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?
Traffic Jam
**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
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A c**... is a wrapper..
.. inside a wrapper.
How does Eminem always give such great gifts to everyone?
Because he is the greatest wrapper
Why should you keep the package that M&M's are put in when you buy them?
Because M&M is the best wrapper
Why did Donald Trump invite Kanye West round to help with his Christmas presents?
Because Kanye is Trump's favourite wrapper.
What is the difference between a professional wrapper and a professional rapper?
One is employed seasonally and the other is unemployed!
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An old lady in a nursing home ...
.. is wheeling around in her wheelchair. She zooms up and down the corridors and screeches around the corners. Then one of the other residents stops her and demands to see her driver's license. She hands him a chocolate bar wrapper and he is satisfied.
She continues rushing around until another inmate stops her and demands to see her registration. Again the candy wrapper works.
But on turning the next corner she sees an elderly man standing in her path completely n**....
"Oh no" she thinks "How am I going to pass the breathalyzer test?"
