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62 wrapper jokes and hilarious wrapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wrapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you love candy wrappers and jokes? If you do, you've come to the right place. Discover the best wrapper jokes and the most creative ways to use and reuse those candy, bubble gum, and laffy taffy wrappers. We'll explore how to make everything from a mullet wrapper to a reusable envelop out of your favorite wrappers. See how you can get creative with wrapper jokes and clingfilm.

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Funniest Wrapper Short Jokes

Short wrapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrapper humour may include short wrapped jokes also.

  1. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
    Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
    Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
  2. I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
  3. My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
  4. Why do cucumbers have a plastic wrapper around them? So you can still eat them after usage
  5. Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
  6. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  7. Why are the streets of North Korea so clean? Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!
  8. What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper!
    Merry Christmas.
    I hope you got what you wished for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  9. Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.
  10. Condoms were invented in Afghanistan At first, they were just wrappers made of goat skin.
    Then the Americans came along and improved them. By taking it out of the goat.

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Wrapper One Liners

Which wrapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapper? I can suggest the ones about cloak and covered.

  1. M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper.
  2. Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper
  3. What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
  4. who is the best candy (w)rapper? Eminem!
  5. Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
  6. Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers.
  7. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
  8. I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere.
  9. What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer.
  10. Do you like M&Ms? Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
  11. Music is like candy. It's all pretty sweet you just need to throw away the wrappers..
  12. I have a York Patty Wrapper from 1941 Its in mint condition
  13. What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads
  14. What do you call a singing elf A wrapper
  15. What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS

Candy Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny candy wrapper jokes and even better candy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers." "Is Eminem in there?"
  • Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.
  • What's the sweetest type of musician? A candy wrapper
  • Who is a candy wrapper? Eminem
  • What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny laffy taffy wrapper jokes and even better laffy taffy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
  • Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin.
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Gum Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny gum wrapper jokes and even better gum wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
    I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
  • Best joke I've ever gotten from a gum wrapper. Q Why was the tomatoe blushing?
    A Because it saw the salad dressing.

Penguin Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny penguin wrapper jokes and even better penguin wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off.
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Comical Wrapper Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about wrapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foil jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapper pranks.

My mate gets annoyed when I give him a chocolate bar in the wrong wrapper

He gets his snickers in a twix

I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today:

Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper!

Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!

What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic hand come of if that hot thing soft

A frozen pizza with its plastic wrapper left on

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Trump Brand Condoms!

Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have s**....

Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something..

I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne

I found an unused c**... that broke

I call it Chance the Wrapper

Happy Father's Day!

...doesn't work out so well as a c**... wrapper greeting.

What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?

Traffic Jam

**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.

What do you call a rapping pregnant woman?

A wrapper

How does Eminem always give such great gifts to everyone?

Because he is the greatest wrapper

Why should you keep the package that M&M's are put in when you buy them?

Because M&M is the best wrapper

Person 1: I like Eminem

Person 2: I prefer Skittles
Person 1: I meant the rapper
Person 2: What's so good about an M&M wrapper?

An old lady in a nursing home ...

.. is wheeling around in her wheelchair. She zooms up and down the corridors and screeches around the corners. Then one of the other residents stops her and demands to see her driver's license. She hands him a chocolate bar wrapper and he is satisfied.
She continues rushing around until another inmate stops her and demands to see her registration. Again the candy wrapper works.
But on turning the next corner she sees an elderly man standing in her path completely n**....
"Oh no" she thinks "How am I going to pass the breathalyzer test?"

I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up bottom

I can hardly walk but when I f**... the room smells lovely!

Wrapper joke, I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up bottom

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