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- The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
- Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
- They've unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher
- A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
- My ex wife's favorite joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a sheet of saran-wrap.
Doc says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts." - A man wrapped in saran wrap and not wearing any clothes walks into a psychiatrist office. The psychiatrist says, I can clearly see you're nuts.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
- A man comes to a carpet store and says: - I need a rug.
- Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
- I need two rugs. - A man walks into a psychiatrist's office He's wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, "no need for a diagnosis, I can clearly see your nuts!"
- A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.
Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts.
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Wrapped One Liners
Which wrapped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrapped? I can suggest the ones about covered and wraps.
- My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
- If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop. And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
- I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.
- I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well it's actually more like a wrap.
- What type of music do mummies like? Wrap
- Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
- Why do dumplings make great detectives? They always know how to “wrap up” a case!
- I once wrote a ballad about a tortilla. Actually, it was more of a wrap.
- What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!
- What is a mummy's favourite genre of music? Wrap music.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music
- My biggest talent is always being able to tell what's in a wrapped present It's a gift.
- I just wrote a song about tortillas Actually it's more of a wrap
- So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap.
- What is a Christmas gift’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
Fun-Filled Wrapped Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about wrapped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sealed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrapped pranks.
Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband?
I found the rubberband!
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office n**... and wrapped in plastic wrap...
The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office....
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, he is n**... but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
A woman staying in a hotel was taking a shower after a long days work when she heard a knock on her door.
She went to the door, looked through the door-hole and saw it was her friend Steve. She wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
"I finally got my racing licence!" exclaimed Steve.
"Good for you." the woman said, and closed the door, left the towel by the door and got back in the shower. A second knock came, and she saw it was John, another friend of hers. Again she wrapped the towel around her and opened the door.
"I won the lottery!" John said, and the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. for the third time, a knock on the door came. she looked through the peephole and saw it was Tom, her blind friend. she didn't bother putting on a towel.
"What is it Tom?! This is the third time I have been interrupted while showering!"
Tom gleefully replied:
"I can see!"
So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree,
He said "Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"
An Amish Woman
Amish woman(riding a horse and buggy) gets pulled over because reflector on her buggy is broken.. cop says, you might want to have your husband look at your reflector He notices a rope wrapped around the horse's b**...… and ma'am, some folks might find that rope offensive . The lady later makes it home and tells her husband about the event. cop says the reflector is busted… and he didn't like the emergency brake neither
A man walks into a psychologist's office..
A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane...
The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness.
How did the birthday child respond?
You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
I like my women like I like my dress shirts....
White, collared, and wrapped around my body.
A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a doctor's office completely n**... except he's wrapped in saran wrap...
The doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts."
Final exam
My psychology professor wrapped up the class and dicussed the final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a health trauma or death in the immediate family. My friend Johnny smirked and asked, "What about extreme s**... exhaustion?"
After the chuckling died down, the professor replied, "Nope, you can use your other hand to write."
Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend.
"Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."
"What?"
So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets...
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"
Psych visit
A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office n**..., wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, "I can clearly see you're nuts".
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
A couple of weeks before my wife's birthday she pulls me aside and explains, "For my birthday I would like to see something that goes from 0 to 200 in the driveway."
Well, I stand there thinking for awhile and it hits me! I buy it, have it wrapped with a big bow.
On her birthday she comes out and sees it all wrapped and beautiful. She rips the wrapping off and....it's a scale.
Incidentally, does anyone have a couch for me to c**... on for awhile?
I like my women like I like my beef
Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on
What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?
The Muppets
Girlfriend: Tell me something to make me feel like a woman!
She said excitingly with a smile on her face..... tell me, tell me tell me she said as she wrapped her arms around her boyfriend but the boyfriend stands quietly..she says again come on tell me!
The boyfriend holds her close, looks deep into her eyes and then moves in closer and whispers: "you don't know how to park"
What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy n**... guy wrapped in cellophane?
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
A n**... man walks into a doctor's office.
A n**... man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe.
The doctor says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."
Nuts
a guy walks into a psychiatrists office. He is n**... and wrapped in cellophane.
Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode...
I asked, "Are you two an item?"
Why are some cucumbers individually wrapped with plastic at the grocery store?
Double usage
My dad says he hates surprises...
So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane.
I forgot my wife's anniversary again this year
So she told me to make up for it she expects to see something in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in two seconds the next morning. The next morning she goes into the driveway and sees a small package wrapped up. She opens it up and find a scale inside.
People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas
It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since august, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy
n**... man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in Saran Wrap.
The doctor says, "Sir, I can clearly see yer nuts."
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork.
Choking Hazard.
Jim: I once saw a man choke to death right in front of my very eyes.
Nancy: God that must have been awful, did you try to save him with the Heimlich manoeuvre?
Jim: I couldn't at the time, my hands were wrapped tightly around his t**....
To the person who lost a huge roll of $100 bills wrapped with an elastic band
I found your elastic band.
So, there was this rich dude...
One day, as he is driving his fancy car down the road, he is singing to himself I love my BMW, I love BMW. He was so wrapped up in his song he missed a turn and hit a tree. Surprisingly he survived, but instead of calling for help he was crying out my BMW, oh my BMW. Just then a good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!" The rich dude, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
I dated a contortionist once.
It didn't last, she was all wrapped up in herself.
I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.
A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.
I went to a Halloween party and saw two people wrapped in a barcode.
I asked them " Are you two an item?"
My parents told me to live in the present.
Then they wrapped me up in a box.
What does a turbocharger wrapped in a tortilla sound like?
^Burrr eeeEEE TO ^TO ^^TO ^^^TO
Why did the mummy go to jail?
They got wrapped up in a pyramid scheme.
I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads:
This is ground ctrl.
TO: Major Tom
(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)
A man wrapped only on Saran Wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office.
The psychiatrist says "well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
3 guys come back late from a night of drinking...
They met for brunch for the next day.
Guy 1: I drank way to much, first thing I did when I got home I blew Chunks...
Guy 2: That's nothing, I wrapped my car around a tree on my way home.
Guy 3: I beat all of you, I was arguing with my wife and knocked a candle over! It destroyed the whole house.
It went silent for a minute.
Guy 1: I don't think you guys understand. Chunks is my dog.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
The man is n**... and wrapped is plastic wrap.
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags?
...dumplings
TIL: They found an unopened tomb in Egypt and a new Pharaoh last month
The strange thing was he was wrapped in foil - his name is Pharaoh Rocher
A man walks into a costume party
Wearing nothing but underwear, and with a girl wrapped to his back with silver tape.
A friend of his welcomes him and asks "So... What are you dressed as?"
"I'm a turtle", answers the guy.
"And who is this on your back?"
"Oh, that's just Michelle."
(Probably a repost, I know, but the joke is just too good)
Movies
My mother and I were walking down the street when a man stopped us. "I'm taking a survey," he said. "Do you think there is too much s**... in movies?"
"I'm not sure," replied my mother. "I'm usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing."
I like my w**... like I like my women
Wrapped in plastic and stuffed under the floor board
What did the chicken say to the egg?
"Why are you all wrapped up in covers?"
I shouldn't make blanket statements about autistic people but…
a lot of them do enjoy being wrapped in blankets.
If people all stood on the equator in a single file line that wrapped around the world...
...most of them would drown.
A husband forgot his wedding anniversary..
His wife was irate. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes 0-100 in two seconds.. AND IT BETTER BE THERE"
The next morning when she woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it, and found a brand new pair of bathroom scales.
A man, wrapped from the neck down in saran wrap, walks into his therapist's office.
Man: Doc, you've known me for years. Do you think I've gone crazy.
Therapist: Well I can clearly see you're nuts.
I saw man and woman wrapped up in a bar code....
...I said "Are you an item?"
A man wrapped in plastic goes to visit his shrink...
Dr: Well, I clearly see your nuts.
What to you call a rice crispy treat with a musical career and multiple s**... assault cases?
A wrapped cereal serial r**... rapper.
Trying to make up for bad behavior, I went to the shopping mall to buy my wife a gift.
I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, I say eyeing the attractive sales girl, but I don't know her size.
Will this help? she asked sweetly, placing her hands in the gloves.
Oh, yes, I answered. Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.
Will there be anything else? the sales girl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. Now that you mention it, I replied, she also needs a bra and p**....
Many years ago I tried to get into the local nightclub on a saturday night, but the guy on the door wouldn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a tie.
Many years ago I tried to get into the local nightclub on a saturday night, but the guy on the door wouldn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a tie. So I went back to my car and wrapped my jumper leads around my neck, and tried my luck again. The guy on the door said "o.k, you can come in, but don't start anything"
Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
You can say....It's a gift.
I went diving with a bunch of laundry.
It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.
Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.
My friend asked me
Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?
This n**... man walks into a psychiatrist's office ...
He is n**... except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?"
The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is sooo obvious. Everyone in my entire office can see your nuts."
Very thin tie
A guy was stopped at the door of the club by the doorman.
Sorry no tie, you can't come in, says the doorman.
The guy ran back to his car, got a set of jump leads, wrapped them round his neck and retuned to the club.
I've got a tie on now, so can I go in? He asks the doorman.
Ok, he says, but don't be starting anything.
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office without any clothes on but wrapped head to toe in saran wrap.
Psychiatrist says..... I can clearly see you're nuts!"
A guy goes into a grocery store.
He sees a pile of potatoes, and asks the store keeper:
"What are those?"
"Those are potatoes"
"Can I have a kilo of potatoes individually wrapped?"
The store keeper shakes his head and start wrapping potatoes.
"What are those?"
"Those are plums..."
"Can I have a kilogram of plums all individually wrapped?"
The store keeper cusses under his breath and starts packing plums.
"... and what are those?!
"Those are poppy seeds and they are NOT for sale!"
My cat needed to take some antibiotics recently, so I wrapped it up in ham
When it couldn't run away it made the whole process much easier.
A man walks into his therapists office n**..., save for being completely wrapped up in cling film.
The therapist looked up at him, and said:
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and p**...."
I think I need to stop p**... around with my son's new time machine and get it wrapped up.
It's his birthday last month.
A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wrapped completely from neck to toe in nothing but plastic wrap...
The Psychiatrist takes one look at him sighs and says, "Well, I can see your nuts."
The Man Who Needed Help.
So, a man walks into a Physiatrist office, he is wearing no clothing, but he is wrapped from head to toe in Saran wrap...
He asks the Shrink if in his profession opinion the man is okay.
The Physiatrist say; "Well I can clearly see your nuts!".
The man in Cling wrap turns around too walk about before sarcastically blurting out; "Woah, Thanks Doc...", then walked out of the Physiatrist office.
The Physiatrist looks at his receptionist and say's; "Did you see that a**...!".
A New tomb has been unearthed in Eqypt
Archeologists found a mummy wrapped in gold foil and knew they had found the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
Should've been more specific
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p**....
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
s**...
I just learned that an octopus's brain is wrapped around it's oesophagus.
That's food for thought.
A Mexican man was found dead at the bottom of a lake.
He was t**..., had chains wrapped around him, and had seven bullet wounds.
When the local sheriff was asked what had happened, the sheriff replied, It is truly the worst d**... case of s**... I've ever seen.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary
His wife was mad. She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!
The next morning she saw a big gift wrapped box in the driveway. She rushed out, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
For Christmas I got my sister a dog.
In hindsight, I should poked some holes in the box.
.
.
.
Then again, I shouldn't have wrapped it a week early.
An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home.
One day the priest asks, "So tell me, Benjamin, be honest now, have you ever had bacon?" The old rabbi sighs and leans back, "Ashamedly yes. One day, In my youth, I gave into temptation and had bacon wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce....Now tell me Sean, be honest now, have you ever had s**...?" The old priest sighs, leans back and says, "For my sins, yes. Once, in my youth, I gave into temptation and had a one night stand my housekeeper." The Rabbi leans in closer, "It's better than bacon, isn't it."
Bought my dad a Zippo for Christmas
It'll compliment the cigarettes he went out for 22 years ago.
Still wrapped from last year.
A little boy asked Jesus for a new bike.
He prayed every night.
On the first night, he told Jesus "If you get me a new bike, I will never scream or yell again."
On the second night, he told him "If you get me a new bike, I will be nice to my siblings forever."
On the third night, he told him "If you get me a new bike, I'll do anything you want!"
On the fourth night, the little boy was fed up with Jesus not answering his prayers.
He took a statue of Mary, wrapped it in a blanket, and stuffed it in a closet and locked it. He told Jesus, "If you ever want to see your mother again, you better get me a new bike!"
