Wrap Jokes

Funniest Wrap Short Jokes

Short wrap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wrap humour may include short pack jokes also.

1. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
2. Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
3. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
4. A man comes to a carpet store and says: - I need a rug.
   - Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
   - I need two rugs.
5. I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads: This is ground ctrl.
   TO: Major Tom
   
   
   (Merry Christmas David Bowie!)
6. A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
7. People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since august, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy
8. A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
9. I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*ᴛᴏʏs ^ɴᴏᴛ ^ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ
10. At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, "Are you two an item?"

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Wrap One Liners

Which wrap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wrap? I can suggest the ones about covered and round.

1. My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
2. If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop. And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
3. I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.
4. What type of music do mummies like? Wrap
5. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
6. Why do dumplings make great detectives? They always know how to “wrap up” a case!
7. What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!
8. How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets
9. Are you a guitar? Because I want to wrap my hands around your neck.
10. I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift.
11. how do politicians wrap presents? With lots of red tape
12. Why did the farmer wrap the cow around his body? It was a jersey
13. What does a tortilla like to listen to the most? Wrap music!
14. Why'd the tortilla get such a bad wrap? It showed up to work smashed.
15. My parents told me to live in the present. Then they wrapped me up in a box.

Saran Wrap Jokes

Here is a list of funny saran wrap jokes and even better saran wrap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor says; "Well I can clearly see you're nuts."
• A guy goes to his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but pants made out of Saran wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
• Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself.
• A man walks into a psychologist's office... And he was wearing absolutely nothing but a piece of Saran wrap around his waist. The shrink looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
• A man wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap is taken to a psychologist for an evaluation He walks into the office and the first thing the psychologist says is, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
• I buy a new type of Saran Wrap every time I go to Walmart... It keeps things fresh.
• Went to my psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap I asked, "Doc, am I crazy?"
  He answered, " I don't know about crazy, but I can clearly see your nuts."

Plastic Wrap Jokes

Here is a list of funny plastic wrap jokes and even better plastic wrap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are some cucumbers individually wrapped with plastic at the grocery store? Double usage
• I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.
• I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on
• A man goes to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap for clothes. The doctor looks at him and says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts!
• How do you wrap plastic around a baby sheep? Lambinate
• What brand of plastic wrap do they use in North Africa? Saharan Wrap
• A guy goes to a shrink, takes off all his clothes, and wraps himself head to toe in plastic wrap. The doctor took one look at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
• Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter.
• I like my women how i like my subway sandwich Sliced up, put in the oven and then wrapped in a plastic bag.
• I found a baby sheep wrapped in plastic sheets the other day It had been lamb-inated

Gift Wrap Jokes

Here is a list of funny gift wrap jokes and even better gift wrap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say....It's a gift.
• Why did the man wrap his house in gift wrap? He was told he'd be happy if he started living in the present.
• I'm going to cover my whole body in gift-wrap. Then I can say I'm truly living in the present.
• Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
  Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
• I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift.
• If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!
• What prehistoric animal is the fastest at wrapping gifts? The Velociraptor.
• What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? Ribbon Hood.
• I tried my hand in wrapping presents I was so bad at it. Guess I didn't have the gift...
• White elephant | loaded hand gun My brother wrapped a loaded handgun for a white elephant gift exchange with the family for the holidays.

Tortilla Wrap Jokes

Here is a list of funny tortilla wrap jokes and even better tortilla wrap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You won't go to prison for punching a tortilla... But you might get a wrap on the knuckles.
• Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap? Because they are so corny.
• What does a turbocharger wrapped in a tortilla sound like? ^Burrr eeeEEE TO ^TO ^^TO ^^^TO
• Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food. I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
• Why do tortilla shells always get a bad wrap?
• Tortillas are the best food for lazy people You can throw pretty much anything inside them and call it a wrap.
• Wrap When you want to end something, just throw a tortilla on it and call it a wrap.
• what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito.

Bubble Wrap Jokes

Here is a list of funny bubble wrap jokes and even better bubble wrap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner please"
  It took me 2 hours.
• I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob. 4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.
• What is a fish's favorite music genre? Bubble wrap.
• I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today I call Him Pop Idol
• [Dirty] My friend asked me how to turn on bubble wrap... I said, "You have to pop it."
• Where does bubble wrap come from? Poppy Seeds!

Uproarious Wrap Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about wrap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wrap pranks.