The Best 88 Wrap Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wrap jokes. There are some wrap wrapper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wrap drape puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wrap Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office naked and wrapped in plastic wrap...

The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"

I like my women like I like my plastic wrap.

Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.

A teacher I had in high school told me this one. It may better when told out loud rather than read, but it's still funny.

A guy wearing nothing but plastic wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office.

The psychiatrist looks at the man and says,

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

Wrap joke, A teacher I had in high school told me this one. It may better when told out loud rather than read,

Bubble wrap

I work in the props department for a stage show company. Yesterday my boss asked me to fetch a 30-yard roll of bubble wrap from the store room. I brought it to her but her hands were full so she told me to just pop it in the corner. Took me an hour.

Ethics done right

A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she's given you two $100 bills. Now, here's where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner?"


If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop.

And call it Bohemian Wrap City.

Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview...

They will clearly see your nuts.

Wrap joke, Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview...

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

A boy sees that his pet turtle isn't moving...

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," wailed the little boy to his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

His mom said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in a tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a lovely burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for a yummy big ice cream, and then get you a great new pet, like a puppy!" Just then, she noticed the turtle move. "Look! Your turtle isn't dead after all!"

"Oh," said the little boy, "can we kill it?"

A Man goes to the psychiatrist's office...

He walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing short made out of plastice wrap.

The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap.

The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"

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A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap.

The clerk says to him, "You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.

So a man walks into a psychiatrists office...

wearing nothing by saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
edited for spelling, thanks for edfitz83 keen eye ;)

A man walks into a psychologists office...

wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says "It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"

So I decided to write a song about tortillas...

Well, it's actually more of a wrap.

Wrap joke, So I decided to write a song about tortillas...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

A man goes to see a new therapist...

A therapist has a new patient and has no idea what his condition or problem is. The patient finally walks in but he is completely dressed in saran wrap. The doctor begins to greet the odd new patient but is interrupted, "Skip the niceties Doc. What is wrong with me?" The doctor took a minute and responded, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward.

That's how I roll...


So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap...

The doctor looks up and says;

"I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office.

The first thing she says is, "I can see your nuts."

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"

"Just pop it in the corner please"

It took me 2 hours.

A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap...

Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear.

Psychiatrist says "Well, i can clearly see your nuts."

Are you a guitar?

Because I want to wrap my hands around your neck.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap

He was high on my list of priorities

I made a song about a tortilla

Actually it's more of a wrap.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

New Sex Position called Raging bull... [NSFW]

1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.

Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Victoria's Secret Store

1. No thanks... Just sniffing.

2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

5. Will you model this for me?

6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

7. $85? Are you kidding? She's just going to end up *naked* anyway!

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts...

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap...

Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

One man he is rapper

He go to rap battle

He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now

So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!

He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!

so both go home and are not hungry^^^^^^^^^^freelx

I'm so broke this chrismas...

I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*ᴛᴏʏs ^ɴᴏᴛ ^ΙͺΙ΄α΄„ΚŸα΄œα΄…α΄‡α΄…

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap...

Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help?

Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts

I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit,

my neighbor said "I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"

I tried wrapping Christmas presents..

But I just didn't have the gift

I tried wrapping all the presents this year

But I just don't have the gift.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants.

Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.

Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear

And the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."

(So much subtler as a spoken joke. If you don't get it, consider you're grammar lessons!) ;)

A man decides to go to his psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad wrap.

The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'it's clear, I can see your nuts'.

I walked into my psychiatrist's office today wearing only Saran wrap underwear…

The doctor took one look at me and said, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office

The guy's wearing only plastic wrap for underwear. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of shorts made out of saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're (your) nuts!'

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well it's actually more like a wrap.

Man goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap for shorts.

Psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.

Wrapping paper isn't horrible.....

it's tear-able!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

He is wearing nothing but clear saran wrap on his body in lieu of clothes. One look at him and the shrink says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.

A man wrapped only on Saran Wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office.

The psychiatrist says "well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Why did the man wrap his house in gift wrap?

He was told he'd be happy if he started living in the present.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office

He's wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, "no need for a diagnosis, I can clearly see your nuts!"

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

The man is naked and wrapped is plastic wrap.

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."

So a man had an appointment with a psychologist...

The man couldn't find any clean clothes to wear, so he decided to cover himself with saran wrap. As the man approaches the office, the psychologist says to him,

"I decided to cancel our appointment together."

"What? Why?" asked the man

"Because I can clearly see your nuts."

A wife tells her husband her underwear cost $300...

The husband screams "Three hundred dollars!? That's outrageous!" The wife says "Well you don't wrap a beautiful jewel in newspaper".

The husband replies "Yeah, but you don't gift wrap a dead beaver, either".

You won't go to prison for punching a tortilla...

But you might get a wrap on the knuckles.

How do Orcs of Mordor preserve their meat?

They use Sauron wrap

Christmas tip:

Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace

A man walks into a doctors office with Saran Wrap underwear and says to the doctor " I think I am going crazy"!

The doctor replies "Why yes, I can clearly see your nuts".

A man walks in to a psychiatrist office wearing nothing except seran wrap.

To which the doctor replies

"I can clearly see your nuts."

A man comes to a carpet store and says:

- I need a rug.

- Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?

- I need two rugs.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only saran wrap.

Doc, do you think I'm crazy?
Yup.....I can plainly see your nuts.

I once wrote a ballad about a tortilla.

Actually, it was more of a wrap.

I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.

>!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >!Dow,!< >!n !< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!<

What can you say as a teacher but also during sex?

I better wrap it up else you'll miss your next period.

Why did the farmer wrap the cow around his body?

It was a jersey

Man walks into a psychiatrist's office without any clothes on but wrapped head to toe in saran wrap.

Psychiatrist says..... I can clearly see you're nuts!"

What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?

Wrap music.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap for clothing.

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see you're nuts."

A woman's dog falls into a river

She screamed for help and a strong Russian man jumped into the river and rescued the dog. After the dog was out, he told the lady to wrap him in towels to keep him warm. The lady asked "are you a vet?" And the Russian man replied "are you insane of course I'm wet."

What does a tortilla like to listen to the most?

Wrap music!

A group of soldiers on a first-aid course were tested by the instructor. He asked the recruits: 'If the sergeant major sustained a head injury during an exercise what would you do about it ?

One soldier said: 'I'd wrap a tourniquet around his neck and tighten it until the bleeding stopped.'

What is Santa's favorite type of music?

Wrap.

A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wrapped completely from neck to toe in nothing but plastic wrap...

The Psychiatrist takes one look at him sighs and says, "Well, I can see your nuts."

I just wrote a song about tortillas

Actually it's more of a wrap

The Man Who Needed Help.

So, a man walks into a Physiatrist office, he is wearing no clothing, but he is wrapped from head to toe in Saran wrap...

He asks the Shrink if in his profession opinion the man is okay.

The Physiatrist say; "Well I can clearly see your nuts!".

The man in Cling wrap turns around too walk about before sarcastically blurting out; "Woah, Thanks Doc...", then walked out of the Physiatrist office.

The Physiatrist looks at his receptionist and say's; "Did you see that ASSHOLE!".

Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries?

Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!

Did you hear about the man who went to the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

The psychiatrist said "this won't take long, I can clearly see your nuts"

Why'd the tortilla get such a bad wrap?

It showed up to work smashed.

What do you say to a man who is wearing nothing but Saran Wrap?

Clearly, I can see you're nuts.

The skeleton asks the mummy

"What music do you listen to?"

The mummy replies, "wrap".

Did you hear about the new music group Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

TIL that MR T used to wrap victims in flat bread to torture them

He liked to pita the fools

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