Wounds Heal Jokes
34 wounds heal jokes and hilarious wounds heal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wounds heal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wounds Heal Short Jokes
Short wounds heal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wounds heal humour may include short heals jokes also.
- I told my suicidal friend that time heals all wounds, and he agreed with me. His body was later found at the bottom of Big Ben.
- A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them. He names the weapon "Ambu-lance"
- I started therapy the other day My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds, physically and mentally". So I stabbed them. Now we wait.
- Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds.
:D - People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Wounds Heal One Liners
Which wounds heal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wounds heal? I can suggest the ones about wound and wounded soldier.
- My Therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds"..... So, I stabbed him. Now we wait.
- What's the best herbal remedy for cuts and scrapes? Thyme. It heals all wounds
- my therapist said time heals all wounds So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
- The herb with the most medicinal properties is Thyme... It heals all wounds.
- You know what they say about herbal medicine... Thyme heals all wounds.
- If you break your leg... put some herbs on it. I mean, thyme heals all wounds.
- Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds.
- They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?
- I wonder why thyme isn't used in medicine. It's supposed to heal all wounds.
- Time heals all wounds Unless you have type 2 diabetes.
- Look at wounds while they heal... Is just like watching pain dry.
- How does Jimmy Carter heal his wounds by looking at them?
- Thyme is actually the most medicinal herb it heals all wounds
- "Time heals all wounds ;)" - Rattlesnakes
- [OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you´re a haemophiliac.
Laughter Wounds Heal Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about wounds heal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gunshot wounds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wounds heal pranks.
A man walks into a grocery store with a gunshot wound.
The grocer asks him if he needs a doctor.
The man says he just wants to know where the spice isle is.
Confused the grocer asks why and the man replies Because thyme heals all wounds.
Jesus Christ and his friends are out for fun. After drinking some glasses and talking about man-stuff, Jesus tells them the secret that he is over 30 and still a v**...!
His friends decide that they can not leave it that way...especially because he is the son of god... and drag him to the next brothel. They pay him the next best h**... girl and put both to a room and shut the door. Relaxed they started drinking a few more bottles when suddenly the door of the room opens, the h**... runs out n**..., crying and shouting, and disappears in the dark of the night. Jesus walks out and smiles. His friends ask what just happened?
Jesus: "Well, she showed me her wound and I healed it"