Wouldnt Jokes
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Short wouldnt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wouldnt humour may include short whine jokes also.
- My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking And then I saw her face...
- I saw my neighbour hitting his plants with a long stick. I asked him why he was doing it but he wouldnt give me a straight answer, He just kept beating around the bush.
- My dad doesnt trust anyone, in fact he has a saying about it But he wouldnt tell me
Credits: Anthony Jeselnik - I wanted to tell a Chemistry joke…, however thought that i wouldnt get a reaction…
It was supposed to be a Sodium joke, but Na. - Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a "Stop Snitching" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me.
- Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off...
- The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table.. Sir cumference! He wouldnt listen when they told him to stop eating all that pi
- My girlfriend thinks i am incapable of being faithful My wife on the other hand has a sister i wouldnt mind if you know what i mean
- A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist are sitting in a bar. But you wouldnt know it, thanks to the Texan telling you all about Texas
- my doctor gave me 2 months to live when i told him i wouldnt be able to pay off my medical bills by then, he gave me another 2 months
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Wouldnt One Liners
Which wouldnt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wouldnt? I can suggest the ones about anymore and hes.
- The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile
- Why do snipers close 1 eye when aiming? If they closed both they wouldnt be able to see
- To All feminazis out there If all Men were pigs. Wouldnt that make them also swines? 🤔
- Can you guys C#? Of couse you dont. If you did you wouldnt need glasses.
- I witnessed a m**... yesterday Those dam crows just wouldnt leave my garden
- I havent had s**... in a while (OC) I wouldnt say im asexual, more like a pathetic
Hilarious Wouldnt Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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When I was 16 my bestfriend got super mad at me once and wouldnt talk to me for nearly 4 months for smelling his sisters underwear.
Idk if it was because she was still wearing them or that there was a lot of people around us, but either way, it made the rest of the f**... super awkward
A blond and a redhead are talking one afternoon.
Redhead - "So how was your weekend?"
Blond - "Not to good my cat got it's tail cut off by the lawn mower."
Redhead - "That's terrible! What did you do about it?"
Blond - "Well I got the cat and it's tail and took it to Walmart."
Redhead - "Why wouldnt you take the cat to the vet?"
Blond - "Well I heard that Walmart was the larger retailer in the country."
Credit goes to my mother for this one.
I am a widower three times over.....
My first wife died when she ate some poisonous mushrooms from the yard.
My second wife died from eating the same mushrooms.
My third wife fell down the stairs because she wouldnt eat the mushrooms.
GF said she wouldnt have s**... on the night of the Mayan Apocalypse...
...so I guess T. S. Eliot was right.
When I was in high school I had to have s**... with my teacher so I wouldnt fail algebra...
... homeschool was weird.
I saw something i thought i wouldnt see in 100 years last week. Baseball related...
it was pretty spectacular but...
I dont know how Glenn will come back this season.
My wife bought herself a rampant rabbit
I wouldnt say its here favourite s**... toy..
But its up there.
