The Best 9 Woulda Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Woulda jokes. There are some woulda reintarnation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these woulda gertrude puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Woulda Jokes and Puns

With all the bad things happenning in america right now,

you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.

They shouldn't have called it zoom

Co-vid woulda been a better name

A blonde is speeding down the highway...

When a female officer, another blonde, spots her and pulls her over. She asks the driver for her license...

Blonde driver says, "What's that?"

Blonde Officer : "Its a square with your face on it."

The blonde driver ruffles through her bag and after a few seconds produces a square make-up mirror and hands it to the blonde officer. The officer looks into the mirror and says to the driver, "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop? I woulda let you go!"

Woulda joke, A blonde is speeding down the highway...

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Could-a Would-a Should-a

Or as cheese lovers like to say,

Gouda Wouda Shouda


I was in that movie Constipation...

But it didn't come out! That movie woulda been the s&*t!

too bad xxxtentacion couldn't collab with chris brown before his death

it woulda been a hit

Woulda joke, too bad xxxtentacion couldn't collab with chris brown before his death

"Wow! So many hurricanes so close together! Who woulda thought!"

"More than 95 percent of scientist."

Based on true events.

Women are suddenly interested in me now that I gained weight and lost my hair

If I knew so many women were into bald guys I woulda lost my hair years ago!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the woulda swear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working woulda wouldnt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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