Worthy Jokes
36 worthy jokes and hilarious worthy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about worthy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make any gathering memorable with hilarious, cringeworthy, and laugh-worthy jokes. From groan-worthy dad jokes to snort-worthy office quips, we've got something for everyone - even the most cringe-worthy! Bring a few of these gems to your next party and don't forget to pack a few extra for those awkward moments and marriages of convenience. Unleash your inner funny person and test out these jokes guaranteed to elicit a comment and a gate.
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Funniest Worthy Short Jokes
Short worthy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The worthy humour may include short wise jokes also.
- What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite!
This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy. - How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y!
Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy - two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour
2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a - My girlfriend left because I treated our relationship like a game show... Oh well, she was a worthy contestant.
- What should Tony Stark use to update his android friend, who is worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir? Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.
- What do you call the sea worthy vessel carrying a Russian potato who rules the land with an iron fist? Dicktatership.
- How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance.
- The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Worthy One Liners
Which worthy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with worthy? I can suggest the ones about qualified and mighty.
- The most groan-worthy joke in existence...
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: A hare net. - What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy
- Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy.
- Kelly Clarkson announces she is pregnant Which is adorably news worthy for 2003.
- Is Jeff really worthy of Fox? I mean really, is Jeff Foxworthy?
- This just inn: A news-worthy hotel.
- How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter
- What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy
- What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee
- being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)
- A Cow performs an act worthy of being knighted . . . you may now rise, Sir l**....
Howlingly Hilarious Worthy Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about worthy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean awesome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make worthy pranks.
Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.
Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.
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BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Just read this in an email, thought it worthy of sharing.
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops
During the annual cavemen conference ...
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
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Joe approached the gates of Heaven and God asked him what he had done in life that made him worthy...
Joe: "I once saw a gang of bikers harassing a woman, so I went up to the biggest and baddest one, gave him a punch across the face, and said 'If you want to mess with her again, you'll have to go through me first.'"
God: "Really? When was that?"
Joe: "About 5 minutes ago."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
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I've just struggled for ages trying to think of a pun worthy of attacking someone over.
Anyone else want to take a stab at a punchline?
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Do you support the AAAAA?
You should. The American Association Against the a**... of Acronyms is a worthy cause.
Police baffed by grave robber
Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.
Turns out that was a dead give away.
One I made on my own. I've been told it is worthy of submission.
My friend, the architect.
So the other day I was talking to my architect friend who was working on one of his houses. I asked him how it was going, and he said pretty well. He said the first two walls had been raised, and that they were working on the third. I looked around, but didn't see any more building materials, so I asked what about the fourth wall? He looked up and said, what? You must be joking!
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Geek b**...... Fan Fiction
You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an
appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter.
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LOL worthy
A man, married 25 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
The wife responds, "Go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and I will make sure that you will once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
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So an elderly golfer dies on the course and arrives at the pearly gates...
St. Peter looks upon his life and deems him worthy to enter heaven. But first, St. Peter asks him to recall the moments leading to his demise.
"I went out to the golf course, like i do every so often, and I was having a particularly great round. I was even on target to set a new personal best!"
Peter, confused, asks him, "So what happened? how did you end up here?"
The golfer looks at him and states, "I had a bad s**......"
I was talking to a friend's little girl...
I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?
And I said, Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.
