Wort Jokes
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It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution
You're just comparing apples and origins
You are never worthless
Organs go for a lot on the black market.
You know what's really worth its weight in gold?
Gold.
You don't know how much someone is worth to you
Until you sell them.
8 Days' Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.
Mary thinks a second before
replying, Give me six Orthodox,
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.
Never let anyone tell you that you're worthless
Piece by piece, I could make 50,000 dollars off of you on the black market.
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Who has the most worthless job in the world?
The guy who installs signal lights on BMW cars.
Yesterday I was on a Edible Plants and Folk Medicine Nature Walk
The guide noted that St. John's Wort is believed to be useful for mood, including anxiety and depression.
Older woman who keeps asking questions: "There seems to be a lot here, don't the deer eat it?"
Me: "If they did, they might jump in front of cars less."
The naturalist was able to mostly hold back his smile.
Im worth six figures
But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
If you are worth 75 million dollars, then you are able to see anyone in the world just by asking.
If you are worth 75 billion dollars, then you are able to see anyone in the world without asking.
I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween...
...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year.
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Worthless
When you know s**... is a sin so you just live every day hoping to get hit by a bus
What's worth $300 million and breaks down when you touch it?
A Neymar
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£10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night.
Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be found.
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You know you are worthless when even death rejects you
People who survive fatal accidents are rejected even by the University of Death which has the highest acceptance rate of all Universities.
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Wort One Liners
Which wort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wort? I can suggest the ones about answer and sentence.
- To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while.
