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Because Ubisoft is in France.
Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.
It's a 69 interrupted by a period
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?
and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"
The gnat says, "gnat at all."
The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard."
The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"
Worst dentist ever.
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.
Lady cop - "May I see you license and registration sir?"
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife - "She needs to see you license and registration dear."
**The old man hands it to the lady cop and...**
Lady cop - "Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had."
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife - "Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you."
Getting hit by Rice
It's like being a teenager again.
When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
When it is intercepted by a plane.
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A sunken chest and no booty.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
"Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?
One of them actually ended a race.
is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140.
Worst postcard I ever received.
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.
You cant think straight.
I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."
A pregnant woman lapses into a coma. She awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're fine," he says. "Your brother named them."
Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He's an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, "What's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
Not bad, she thinks. I guess I was wrong about him. "And the boy?"
"DeNephew."
You see her face everywhere.
In the ICU.
You remind me of someone
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
"I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"
Worst part is, I caught it
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
Dying alone!
I was speechless.
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
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They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.
With some thought, he finally said, Well, all of them were pretty good house keepers...
How is that a bad thing? I wondered.
He replied, Every time I've divorced, they've kept my house.
Good: A hot girl hugs you.
Bad: You get an erection.
Worse: You realize it's not yours.
Worst: Now even you get an erection.
"Honey, I'm home"
Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
A sunken chest and no booty.
So wake me up when it's all over
Literally the worst mechanic of the Luftwaffe
She sees that the woman is not bothered by this and assumes the worst...
Thinking how to approach the situation, she slowly gets to the table and quietly tells the woman:
"Ma'am, I think your husband just slid under the table for no apparent reason"
The woman turns her head and whispers:
"You're wrong my dear, my husband just entered the restaurant..."
I have a hunch it might be me...
I have a hunch, it might be me.
He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says,
"Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"
Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets it
She has the worst stutter ever.
Still to this day he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
She has the worst stutter ever.
My parents are the worst.
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
A full recovery
I have a hunch its me.
"Give me two shots of Jack Daniels," he says to the bartender. "One for me, and one for you."
"You know I don't drink on the job," the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
Downing the drink, the man replies, "And that's why I like you better than my barber."
Probably the worst costume I've ever seen.
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Police said to prepare for the worst. So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
In the worst case of cheating the London marathon has ever seen!
Autocorrect is my worst Enima.
worst hour of my life
Doctor.
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