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An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him.
The Devil made him an offer. I will make it so you win every case that you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe, and you will make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife's soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends. The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, But what's the catch?
Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism...
I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing.
What did Captain Kirk say when he decided to dabble in devil worship?
Uhura, hail Satan.
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