The Best 45 Worship Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Worship jokes. There are some worship preachers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these worship hindu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Worship Jokes and Puns

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast

1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour

2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a

Worship joke, two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast

911?

Husband: "Hello, Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."

911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are well known to worship cows."

My wife left me for an Indian guy

It's okay, I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows


they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...

But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback

For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants...

I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British HΓ©roes.

Worship joke, For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants...

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.

The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids. The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof. The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque. The Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only come around on Christmas and Easter.

Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence

Little did she know, they worship cows over there!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

My boss keeps asking me to cut my hair. I keep telling him it is part of my religion

I worship the Metal Gods.

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

A man is found alone on a deserted island

The sailor who found him saw three huts that were built by the man.
The sailor asks, "What's that first hut?"
"Oh, that's my house!", replied the man.
"And the second?", the sailor asked again.
"That's my church where I worship!", the man said.
"So, what does that make the third?"
"Oh, that's where I used to go to church."

I'm Becoming a Hindu

Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism

Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?

Son : What are you talking about...

Dad : Hindus worship cows right?

Worship joke, I'm Becoming a Hindu

What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship?

A moss cow.

My girl left me for a Hindu guy.

It's okay thought, he'll treat her better. They worship cows.

What type of insects frequent Muslim places of worship?

Mosque-itos!


Apparently, there exist a group of people who smear cow manure on their faces as an act of worship.

Personally, I think it's bullshit.

What do capitalists worship?

profits

I now understand why people talk about crossfit so much.

Jesus did it, got eternal life, and people worship him. Who wouldn't like that?

Why are satanists vegetarian?

Because they worship seitan.

A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.

The experience so transforms them that they decide to form a new order, with a monastery, dedicated to growing flowers as a form of worship. Two years into the venture they realize that they are running out of funds and decide to begin selling some of their flowers as a way to raise funds to support their ministry and their way of life. Unfortunately a sheep from a nearby farm wandered into the monastery and quickly consumed all of their prize flowers.

It turns out only a ewe can prevent florist friars.

Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt

People write on walls, use emojis, and worship cats.

Jesus returns home from worship

And leaves the front door open. Mary sees this and says

"Jesus! Close the door! Were you born in a barn?"

Jesus looks to Mary and says, "Yes mom I was."

Where do populists go to worship?

... the demagogue.

A woman walked into a church wearing slippers and a snuggy and started playing on her phone during the sermon.

The preacher called her out for idle worship.

There's a youtube channel about devil worship.

But it got demonetized.

What is the name of a Jehovah's Witness's place of worship?

Your doorstep

What do you call an insect in a Muslim place of worship?

A mosque-ito!

My friend asked me what I thought about worship.

I told him I prefer a battleship over a warship.

Three Christian mothers are having afternoon tea and boast about their sons.

The first mother says, "My son is the worship band leader. When he walks past the congregation, they go:

'Oh worship leader! Oh worship leader!'"

"Wow, that's great!" they exclaim.

Not to be outdone, the second mother adds, "Well, MY son is the pastor. When he walks past the church, they go:

'Oh pastor! Oh pastor!'"

The other two shout, "Oh my, how impressive!"

The third mother is beaming with pride and says, "Well, MY son is 4 feet tall and 800 pounds. When he walks past the church, they go:

'MY GOD!'"

Veganism is sinful.

Because it's seitanic worship.

The god I worship is d/dx(-cos(x))

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

What do you call an Islamic place of worship in Ecuador?

A "mosquito"

Carl Wheezer joke

I worship Carl Wheezer and the Romans crusified him on a Croiss-ant

A Cleric and a Hipster Druid were hanging out by a river bank discussing their beliefs.

The Druid says, "Yeah I worship river tributaries. That way I get my powers before they become mainstream."

Most people love Dogs

But dyslexic people worship them!

Johnny walks in the room and looks at his wife and says

"baby. if you were in India they would worship you"

His wife responds while blushing "does that mean I'm a goddess"

He smiles and says "no you're a cow"

Do you know why Hindu worship Lord Ganesha first

Because we have to first address the elephant in the room

My girlfriend dumped me for an indian

At least I know he's going to treat her good, I heard they worship cows

Where do pessimistic Jews go to worship?

A cynicgogue

Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn.

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