Wornout Jokes
3 wornout jokes and hilarious wornout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wornout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Wornout Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good wornout joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A boy asked his father one morning...
Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.
Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!
Father: ... Your point?
How to get rid of a refrigerator.
A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:
"STILL WORKS. FREE."
It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:
"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."
A day later, someone steals it.
Guy breaks out of the psych ward, goes straight to a w**... and pays for the oldest, worn-out, flabbiest woman.
They say he had a loose screw.
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