World Trade Center Jokes

Funniest World Trade Center Short Jokes

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1. What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.
2. Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
3. Who are some of the best readers in the world? World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
4. The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds
5. Who were the fastest readers in human history? Whoever jumped from the top floor of the World Trade Center, they went through 104 stories in under 10 seconds.
6. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center.
7. I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today's the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. "Nein, 11" he said.
8. WTC joke guy 1- Did you see there gonna be putting a department store on the top floors of the new World Trade Center?
   guy 2- No I didn't what store are they putting up there?
   guy 1- A Target
9. Confuse Why there are so many memes of world trade center?? That happened in November right??
10. Islamic architects didn't like the design of the old World Trade Center. They rated it 9 out of 11.

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World Trade Center One Liners

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1. What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains.
2. I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down
3. Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center
4. What was the last pizza ordered at the world trade center? Two large planes.
5. What did DJ Khaled say when the second plane hit the World Trade Center? Anotha one!
6. What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego.
7. How much did the man rate his job at the World Trade Center? A 9/11
8. How did 9/11 really happen? Your mom stepped into the World Trade Center
9. Did you hear about Hillary collapsing? She fell harder than the world Trade Center
10. I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA
11. What's grey and looks good on Cops and Firemen? The World Trade Center.
12. I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it.
13. Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch.
14. Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains.
15. What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel.

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