World Series Jokes
63 world series jokes and hilarious world series puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about world series that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest World Series Short Jokes
Short world series jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The world series humour may include short world cup jokes also.
- That World Series game was so long... When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.
- They're playing with the largest deck of cards ever at this year's World Series of Poker. It's a pretty big deal.
- A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?" "I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
- I'm glad the Astros won the World Series The people of Houston have waded so long for this.
- After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
- How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
- Stephen Fry broke a world record when he read the entire Harry Potter series live on BBC Radio 4. Listeners were disappointed that he didn't read it out loud...
- What do cubs fans do when the cubs make it to the World Series? Yeah, cubs fans don't know either.
- I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
- A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar... The bartender stops them and says, No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?
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World Series One Liners
Which world series one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with world series? I can suggest the ones about series and league baseball.
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
- I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
- Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline
- Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series
- What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears
- This World Series game has me feeling super anxious. It's a heart attack on a plate.
- The little league world series Or as Catholic priests call it: the world series.
- Why has Kevin Spacey never won the world series? He is still playing in the minors.
- What is the most watched sporting event at the Vatican? Little league World Series
- What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series? No cubs
- How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series? 2016.
- Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
- America is Number One, as Americans have won every single *World* Series.
- What do gay marriage and the World Series have in common? No cubs :)
- What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals
World Series Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about world series you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean super bowl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make world series pranks.
I'm glad the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals made it into the World Series...
It's the Astro-Nats and you can call it the Out of This World Series.
Tonight, two candidates squared off in a head to head clash for supremacy. One of these candidates has to come out on top. The loser will go home, defeated.
The winner will face Detroit in the World Series
I have finally punched my membership card into Dad jokes!
So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
More grandfather jokes.
I've seen a few people posting their grandfather's jokes here recently. Mine is in the hospital right now recovering from heart surgery, so I figured I'd share a few he told me.
There was a Mexican man who was a huge baseball fan. It was his dream in life just to be in the stands at a World Series game. So, he saves up for years, travels to the US, but when he gets there he finds that the game is sold out. He tells his story to a ticket agent, who is sympathetic.
"Here's what I can do for you. I can sneak you in, but the only place you'll be able to sit is on top of the flag pole. I have to warn you, though, the view is awful." The Mexican man agrees, excited at the opportunity to even see the game.
After it ends, the Mexican man goes and finds the ticket agent, and thanks him profusely.
"This has been the best day of my life! Everyone in the stadium was so friendly! Right before the game started, everyone turned to me and asked, Jose, can you see?"
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How many gay guys does it take to flip a car?
We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
Weird how the Red Sox went so long without a World Series win after selling Babe Ruth to the Yankees
You'd think they'd have been more ruthless.
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What does a gay bear and The World Series have in common?
They can never have Cubs!
Pete Rose would not make a World Series prediction during the pregame coverage.
I guess he's not a betting man.
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series...
I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting
So nothing seems to have changed.
Last time the Cubs won the World Series...
Last time the Cubs won the World Series the American empire still existed.
Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908
In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.
2016 has been a weird year: Trump could be president, killer clowns have been spotted en masse, and now this...
The Cubs have won the World Series.
Do you know which route the Indians took to get home after the World Series loss?
The Trail of Tears.
2016
where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
Simba asks Mustafa what is the World Series
He replies, "I'd expect you to know this, as you are a cub."
I can't wait for the release of one of the most anticipated series finales ever
World War Part III
My beer is unpatriotic. Last night it was pulling for LA during the World Series.
I had no idea it was a draft dodger.
I became a citizen of U.S. last year, of which I am very happy. Now I know why America is number 1.
They win World Series every year.
Why was the detective concerned when the baseball team of all geese won the World Series?
He suspected fowl play.
The first transgender World Series
The Brewers, an NL team that used to be an AL team, against the Astros, an AL team that used to be an NL team.
I Started Watching A New Series During Lockdown
It's a series about how a respiratory illness spread throughout the world in 2019 and 2020, and damaged many economies, as well as caused many people to lose their lives...the illness is even said to have originated in China. Despite similarities, the writers say it's not based on the novel, *Coronavirus.*
This is for any Starwars fans
Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?
Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope
Son: Ok, thanks dad
Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series