World Of Dangers Jokes
30 world of dangers jokes and hilarious world of dangers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about world of dangers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest World Of Dangers Short Jokes
Short world of dangers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The world of dangers humour may include short world of warcraft jokes also.
- After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
- I play the world's most dangerous sport. I ~~sometimes~~ occasionally disagree with my wife.
- The most dangerous thing about the World Cup being held in Russia is ensuring the Kremlin doesn't eat after midnight
- The world is a dangerous place. Just the other day, I was walking down the street and I punched a guy in the face for absolutely no reason. Stay safe out there, folks.
- The most dangerous rollercoaster in the world is the Wolfcoaster The dangerous part isn't the velocity. It's the wolves.
- The most dangerous place in the world is Gunpoint. I'm always hearing about it in the news, robbed or kidnapped at Gunpoint. Crazy.
- A black widow: the worlds most dangerous spider, and the worlds most annoying human. Tehehe
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World Of Dangers One Liners
Which world of dangers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with world of dangers? I can suggest the ones about dungeons and world warcraft.
- What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity
- Beds are the most dangerous items in the world 99% of people die on them!
- What's the most dangerous tree in the world? Dysentry.
- I play the worlds most dangerous sport.
I disagree with my wife. - What's the most dangerous animal in the world? A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
- Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people.
- What is the most dangerous sentence in the world? The death sentence.
- Thank you Carlos Danger Your w**... has saved the free world.
World Of Dangers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about world of dangers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dungeons and dragons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make world of dangers pranks.
A man walks into a bar. Looking visibly distraught, he orders his drink.
A man walks into a bar. Looking visibly distraught, he orders his drink. "Having a bad day?", the barkeep asks. "I guess you could say so. I just accidently time travelled back into the 20th century." "Really? What did you change?" "Oh heavens, nothing! I just went straight back to the present. Do you know how dangerous time travel is? Who knows what I might have changed if I hadn't been so careful. I might have caused a second world war."
A world with the undead
Imagine a world where zombies exist, but they're not dangerous. Just like you and I every day, except they eat brains.
The government has decided that humans can donate their o**... to zombies for consumption.
Everything is pretty much back to normal.
A man and a woman end up going on a first date. They make everyday small talk.
The man says, "So, what do you do for a living?"
The woman responds, "Actually, I'm dead."
A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard.
He called his wife about it.
"Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said.
"Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked.
"Yes, I have it under CTRL."
Visitor: My favorite part of the zoo is the cage that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just a mirror in it
Zookeeper: Yup, thought-provoking stuff. \*Whispering into phone\* The leopard's escaped again
How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Patrons at the zoo were astonished to see an old man jump over the bars of the lion's cage
Seemingly oblivious to the danger, he walked among the fierce creatures holding the latest bestselling book in his hands, intently perusing its contents. The spectators were beside themselves.
"What in the world is he doing?" shouted one.
"Is he crazy? He's going to get killed!" yelled another.
"Don't worry about him," replied the man's son. "That's just my dad. He likes to read between the lions."
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos.
Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
Beware Dangerous Dog!
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?
Yep, that's him, he replied.
The stranger could not help but be amused. That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?
Because, the owner replied, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.