Workshop Jokes
36 workshop jokes and hilarious workshop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about workshop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Workshop Short Jokes
Short workshop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The workshop humour may include short mechanic shop jokes also.
- I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors... - $1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.
- I went to a mug making workshop today, but it was pretty tough and ended up with a bowl.. I just couldn't handle it.
- Learning photography is hard. Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.
- Thought about a programming workshop called "Teaching Seniors to Code!" Hospital didn't like my idea for some reason
- Workshop dad joke. My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.
- I adopted a child from overseas... I adopted a child from overseas.
To prevent him from working child-labour factories.
And on his very first birthday, we took him to build a bear workshop. - 'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said
"Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled" - Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop? They said he jingled all the way.
- At Santa's workshop, there are no Christmas bonuses. Why not? Because they're all elf-employed.
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Workshop One Liners
Which workshop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with workshop? I can suggest the ones about repair shop and seminar.
- What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!
- Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.
- What does German Santa Claus have in his workshop? 11's
- Why is Santa's workshop the best place for parties? Because everyone's into Lapp dancing.
- Was planning on doing a 2-day Yoga workshop. But thought it might be a bit of a stretch.
- Santa's Workshop What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap. - Me and my wife are doing workshops. I work, she shops.
- Marriage is like a workshop The man works and the woman shops
- Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there.
- What is in Santa's workshop's sump? Elfluent.
- Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket.
- If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?
- I asked my adopted son the name of the workshop the DCF found him in. Build a bear
Uplifting Workshop Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about workshop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean body shop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make workshop pranks.
A grandfather sits flustered in his workshop unable to recall where he left his toolbox. He calls over his grandson and asks him, "son, what's the name of the German that keeps stealing my tools?!"
"Alzheimers granddad, Alzheimers."
One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...
When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.
I helped my 4yo workshop this one, and now he won't stop repeating it...
What do you call an old fruit?
A pome**gran**
I'm going to start a new business, do it yourself crematoriums.
I will call it Build a bier workshop.
We've been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop.
But we just can't seem to nail down a date.
A carpenter's workshop's light went out
To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw.
I adopted a child from overseas to save him from labor factories.
For some reason he hates it when I take him to Build-a-Bear Workshop
A man rolls up in the workshop with his car
The mechanic asks:
"Woa there, what did you do with that? The Bumper is ruined!"
The man replies:
"Yeah, I kinda ran over a frenchman"
The mechanic replies:
"What? I mean all the mud there, I don't see any blood"
The man replies:
"Not my fault he ran into the field to escape!"
Did you hear about the e**... at the workshop where they make perfume?
It blew up the olfactory
Bob's volunteered to give a c programming workshop but needs a topic
Give that man some pointers
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
