Workplace Wellness Jokes
4 workplace wellness jokes and hilarious workplace wellness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about workplace wellness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Workplace Wellness Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good workplace wellness joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Interviewer: What are your thoughts about nepotism in a workplace environment?
Candidate: Well, that's a really good question, Dad.
Enter job interview . Interviewer asks infamous question "what is your greatest weakness in the workplace?" Pause for 10 to 15 seconds then say "I'm bad with awkward silences "
If the don't laugh then pause again and say "sometimes my jokes aren't well received " problem solved
Another day at the White House
After returning from the White House after a forum on s**... in the workplace, Monica Lewinsky takes her dress to the dry cleaner.
The dry cleaner has an ear infection and is having trouble hearing.
Monica says to the dry cleaner, I need my dress cleaned. The dry cleaner does not hear her well and says "come again", and Monica replies, "No, mustard"
The Guinness Factory in Dublin Experiences a Workplace Fatality
The unhappy job of giving the news to the widow falls upon the deceased man's best friend, Gerald.
Gerald knocks on the door of his dead friend's house and Mary, the widow answers the door.
"Mary, I'm afraid there has been an accident at the factory, Tom was involved."
"My God." says Mary, "is he alright!?"
"Well, the fact is, no, he died. Drowned in one of the vats" Gerald tells Mary and she begins to cry.
"Was it at least a quick death?" Mary asked.
"As a matter of fact... no. He got out three times to pee."
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