Workplace Jokes

55 workplace jokes and hilarious workplace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about workplace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out if workplace jokes are too much of a risk. Learn how to tell workplace appropriate jokes and when it may cross the line. Discover the best jokes for different occasions, like Halloween, April Fools, Labor Day, and Christmas, as well as workplace safety and wellness. Understand the importance of serious topics like harassment and bullying, and how to deal with them. Get tips on how to handle supervisor jokes.

Funniest Workplace Short Jokes

Short workplace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The workplace humour may include short work environment jokes also.

  1. If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.
  2. What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
  3. My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit.
  4. There was a random drug test at my workplace the other day. Fortunately, mine came out clean.
    But my dealer has some explaining to do.
  5. My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed
  6. Interviewer: What are your thoughts about nepotism in a workplace environment? Candidate: Well, that's a really good question, Dad.
  7. My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.
  8. Amazon's new commercial says working here is like working in the chocolate factory. Cuz all these HIPAA violations, and unpaid workplace injuries.
  9. I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs
  10. Why shouldn't you take 1,2-dihydroxybenzene to your workplace? Catecholling is considered a serious offence in most places.

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Workplace One Liners

Which workplace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with workplace? I can suggest the ones about work related and office work.

  1. What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace? Melancolleague(s)
  2. I like my women how I like my coffee Strong and highly valued in the workplace
  3. What do you call a workplace accident at the North Pole? Shelf on the elf.
  4. How does the Soylent Green factory deal with workplace misconduct? Human Resources.
  5. I'm the life and soul of my workplace I work in a morgue
  6. I hate women who gossip about me at workplace Especially to the HR ..
  7. What workplace smells the most? The ol' factory.
  8. What workplace game do scientists like to play? Formaldehyde-and-go-seek
  9. How do women in the workplace stay cool? A glass ceiling fan.
  10. What will Post Malone's workplace be called? Post office
  11. A mime got fired. He got caught thinking outside the box at his workplace.
  12. Why did the chemist got fired? He was caught at his workplace looking at polonium radon
  13. My workplace has "Jamaican Hair Day" next week... ...I'm already dreading it.
  14. What do you call a zombie outbreak in the middle of the workplace? Staff Infection!
  15. What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace? A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

Workplace Harassment Jokes

Here is a list of funny workplace harassment jokes and even better workplace harassment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a droid who was s**... harassed in the workplace? R2MeToo
  • If you lost your e**... every time a game developer got accused of workplace harassment Ubisoft
  • My workplace scheduled s**... Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed.
  • s**... harassment is an issue in my workplace. None of the women can keep their mouths shut.
  • Oh, you were s**... harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem.
Workplace joke, Oh, you were s**... harassed in the workplace?

Fun-Filled Workplace Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about workplace you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coworker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make workplace pranks.

How many resumé writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one:
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns, and zero safety incidents, increasing workplace safety and productivity.

Did you hear about the guy who's surrounded by positive people at his workplace?

Yeah, he really hates his work at the h**... clinic.

I am not a sexist but...

female mosquitos don't belong in a workplace. They the s**... the life right out of you.

The glass ceiling

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My girlfriend is always complaining that she can't advance at work because of the glass ceiling. What do you think" he asks the bartender. "I think if our workplaces really had glass ceilings," the bartender replies,"we'd probably let all the women work above us."

During a job interview....

... for a position with an international company that prided itself on workplace diversity, Tony was asked how he viewed gay relationships in the workplace.
Apparently, "In 4K resolution" wasn't the right answer.

You are being sarcastic

Years ago, in a very toxic workplace, my manager called me to a meeting and told me that I am using sarcasm and it undermines his authority
I looked at him and asked: Who, me?
--- true story

workplace injury

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day at work!" the guy sighs. "I fell off a 20-foot ladder." "You're kidding!" the bartender exclaims. "Are you okay? Shouldn't you be at the hospital?" "Oh no, I'm fine," the guy says. "I was just on the first step."

s**... equality in the workplace

I'm all for s**... equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men.

At my workplace, there's a forklift that we all call "The Libertarian"

The steering doesn't work properly, so whenever you try to use it, it immediately makes a hard right and breaks something important.

General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma

There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.

Now serving: the Titanic Wedge Salad!

It's made from iceberg lettuce.
Note: I did not make this up. This is actually on the menu at my former workplace (the dining room at my grandmother's retirement home).

Enter job interview . Interviewer asks infamous question "what is your greatest weakness in the workplace?" Pause for 10 to 15 seconds then say "I'm bad with awkward silences "

If the don't laugh then pause again and say "sometimes my jokes aren't well received " problem solved

Another day at the White House

After returning from the White House after a forum on s**... in the workplace, Monica Lewinsky takes her dress to the dry cleaner.
The dry cleaner has an ear infection and is having trouble hearing.
Monica says to the dry cleaner, I need my dress cleaned. The dry cleaner does not hear her well and says "come again", and Monica replies, "No, mustard"

Workplace joke, Another day at the White House

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