Working Overtime Jokes
23 working overtime jokes and hilarious working overtime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about working overtime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Working Overtime Short Jokes
Short working overtime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The working overtime humour may include short working late jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- (Grandma told me this one) why did the teach put a clock on the floor of her desk? Because she wanted to work overtime
- My boss is very powerful. He makes me work overtime `power = work / time`
Physics anyone? - They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime.
- Why do watch repairmen frequently get overtime? Because they're always working around the clock
- Got fired from the Milton Bradley factory just for working overtime... They said I made too much Trouble.
- Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~
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Working Overtime One Liners
Which working overtime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with working overtime? I can suggest the ones about working hard and overtime.
- Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.
- My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime.
- Why did Jamie Redknapp work so much overtime? So he could get more time in lieu
- Why was power so tired? He was working over-time.
- What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate.
- My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could.
Working Overtime Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about working overtime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overworked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make working overtime pranks.
An employee sees his boss arrive at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.
The employee goes out to the car park and says to his boss Wow that's an amazing car! I wish I had one just like it, that must have cost you a pretty penny!
The boss stands up, looks the employee in the face and says Yes, it did. And do you know something? Next year, if you work really hard, and you do your overtime, and you save your pennies, and you do your absolute best then maybe...
The employee, mystified and excited for what comes next, says yes...
The boss looks into the employees eyes and says then maybe... I'll have another one next year.
Today my boss arrived at work with a very cool car, and I congratulated him.
He said: "Well, if you set yourself goals, are determined, work hard and do some over-time, I can get myself a better one next year."
My boss bought an new car...
My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him. I congratulated him to his newest purchase.
He said: "Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals, do overtime and work with determination, I will be able to buy an even better one next year."
Victim of someone else's attraction in the office
Boss: The men who spend more time in the office, always working overtime, are actually very hardworking. Their wives are very happy.
Bolt: No sir! The real reason is - either they are constantly tortured by their wives at home or they are attracted to someone else in the office.