Working Harder Than Jokes
20 working harder than jokes and hilarious working harder than puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about working harder than that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Working Harder Than Short Jokes
Short working harder than jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The working harder than humour may include short working hard jokes also.
- If your crush is single... It is 1v20
If she is taken...
It is 1v1
Work smarter not harder - I saw a little girl crying, so I approached her and asked "Where are your parents??", and she started to cry even harder. God I love working at the Orphanage!
- Why do you ask for such a high salary if you don't have any experience? -Well, it's a lot harder to work if you have no idea what you are doing
- Chess Joke You know chess is like a mirror image of real life in a lot of ways. For instance the person playing as black doesn't always lose, but they generally have to work a lot harder.
- My mum always said, "Work hard, party harder". But since I work in a party shop, that advice just leaves me confused.
- I told my brother to work harder for his marine zoology exam... he's been coasting all year
- Recently I keep getting hit on at work. Turns out professional boxing is a lot harder than it looks.
- What does the program engineer's wife say at night. No one needs a smarty pants here. Just work harder and use that secondary brain of yours...
- I said my boss, "his new car is very nice." He said, if I put every day goals and work harder and do better, he could get the newer one in the next year.
- "You need to work twice harder than last semester!" - my teacher And then i said, "but zero times two equals to 0 teacher"
Share These Working Harder Than Jokes With Friends
Working Harder Than One Liners
Which working harder than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with working harder than? I can suggest the ones about working overtime and harder than.
- Whats the difference between working hard and working harder The emergency room
- Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Working Harder Than Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about working harder than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hardworking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make working harder than pranks.
A manager examined a job application, then turned to the applicant and said, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary."
*"Well, the work is much harder when you don't know what you are doing."*
With the situation in Ukraine...
Putin is giving a speech to his people
- My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder!
Voice from the crowd:
- We will work two shifts!
- Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production!
- We will work three shifts!
- Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation?
- I work at morgue...
What did the pirate CEO say to his crew?
Argh you have to work harder! Our **sail** are down!
Choices and Consequences
A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"
Work emails are like the gym.
You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun.
You get bored of it within hours.
You only keep going to keep up your reputation.
The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
Toyota and Ford decided to do a rowing competition
They both got their best teams together and had them compete. The result was a disaster for Ford. The Toyota rowing team beat them by leagues.
Ford had a crisis meeting, hired the best analysts and consultants, and after half a year they came up with a conclusion: The Toyota rowing boat had 8 rowers and one c**... while at Ford, one man was rowing and 8 yelled at him.
Ford's conclusion: The rower has to work harder.
Next year at the competition, Toyota won by an even larger margin.
So the rower was fired.