Working Hard Jokes
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- My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said wow that's an amazing car. If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.
- After 37 years I'm finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I've accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means... ...and the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50
- It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
- Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
- I got fired from my job.. ..for being a pervert
I don't understand why, though, I'm always hard at work. - I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up I now suffer from anxiety and depression
- I always wanted to be an exorcist So I studied and worked real hard to become an orcist. Then I quit.
- An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there.
The boss looks at him and says:
Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer. - I used to live paycheck to paycheck But now I can happily say that after years of hard work and perseverance; I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
- So there I was hard at work Then all of a sudden my boss tells me to step out of the meeting because I was making my colleagues uncomfortable
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Working Hard One Liners
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- When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
- David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers.
- When I was young I was poor, but after decades of hard work I'm no longer young.
- Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.
- Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate.
- When I was young I was poor after years of hard work I'm no longer young
- When i get to work i hide. Because a good worker is hard to find!
- A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day.
- Everytime I go to work, I hide because.. Good employees are hard to find
- I used to work hard but that really cute girl quit last week.
- I recently got a job at a Vegetable farm. It's hard work, but i get a decent celery.
- Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work.
- Male pornstars have the worst job. It's always a hard day at work.
- Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living.
- I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work.
Working Hard Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about working hard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean working jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make working hard pranks.
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
There were 2 blondes...
So I was sat on my porch one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done. This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said "Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don't understand what you are trying to achieve?"
To which one of the blondes replied "Well there's usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today".
A man sees a millionaire he recognizes on the street.
The man goes up to the millionaire and says, "Sir, I have been working hard for so long and I still don't have much money, will you please tell me your secret to becoming a millionaire?"
The millionaire pauses for a moment and responds, "my wife."
The man was taken aback. "What were you before you met her?"
The millionaire sadly responded, "a billionaire."
I like incorporating my f**... into my job...
It keeps me working hard.
I quit my first job as a bartender in a s**... club
Because I hated working hard
I saw my boss pull up in a brand new corvette
I said "wow that's a really nice car, boss!" He told me "thanks, and just remember you keep working hard every day and I'll be able to buy a second one!"
An old man was visiting his daughter and grandson
During the visit, the grandson crawled up into his lap and said "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
"Why sure!" the man said & offered several croaking ribbit sounds.
Delighted, the boy jumped down and ran over to a nearby closet, working hard to remove a suitcase from the back.
"Now why do you need that all of a sudden?" the grandfather asked.
And the boy replied "Because Mama says we can go to Disney World when you croak!"
Got fired from my last job for working hard
last time I work at Victoria's secret
Whats the difference between working hard and working harder
The emergency room
What do you call a bee that is working hard?
Buzzy.
My neighbor's been working hard during this hot summer day, so I decided to cool him off with my garden hose
I appreciate the thankful little dances his body has been making but I really wish he'd get back to repairing my power line.
Why did the laziest person at the factory keep a cucumber in their pocket?
They wanted everyone to think they were working hard.
Studies have shown that people with more curves have a much higher risk of catching the virus.
Scientists are working hard to flatten the curve.
The man asks "Are you working hard today?"
Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks
I was working hard in the operating room during a heart transplant when the nurse asks me "What are you doing?"
I just keep chanting "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"
I once saw the President working hard in the oval office.
What did one cheesemonger say to the other?
Working hard or havarti working?
What's the quickest path to becoming a general?
Working hard, and having a good pair of knee pads.
Two Hardworking Irishmen
Two Irishmen were working hard one day. One man
was digging these foot deep holes and the second man would follow him and fill the hole with dirt.
One bystander saw the two and was very confused on what they were trying to accomplish so he decided to ask. Excuse me sirs says the civilian, I appreciate the hard work you two are doing but what are you hoping to accomplish ?
The Irishman responds , Ya I could see where you might be confused . You see usually there is a third one of us who places a seed in the hole but he called in sick today .
A joke my grandma told me at our last family reunion.
Liz and Mary are working hard at their desks. Liz stands up and invites Mary to go outside for a cigarette. They go outside only to find it's pouring rain so badly it would be impossible to smoke. However, Mary pulls a c**... out of her purse and puts it around her cigarette and proceeds to smoke. Liz, completely astonished, thought it was the most fantastic idea ever. So, after work, she goes to a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The lady responds, "Big enough to fit a camel."
A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election.
So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation.
"Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something" the prime minister said.
A minister pops up and says: "We will redecorate! We will change desks, chairs, sofas, floors, curtains, everything will be changed."
The others also agree and start to make plans.
So sometime later, the maid comes inside, and she sees them so upset all working hard making plans, and says: "What about you guys, What is going on?"
"We do not go well as government and we are changing the decoration" they reply.
The maid shrugs tentatively.
"Why do you react like that?"
"What can I tell you guys" she answers. "Before I came here for work, I used to work in a brothel. And when business didn’t go well, we did not change the furniture, but the h**...."