The Best 56 Workin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Workin jokes. There are some workin sayin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these workin chink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Workin Jokes and Puns

If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building...

...would you die because you ran out of HP?

I've been working on my favorite puns...

I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday...

...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim.

Workin joke, For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday...

What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?

Finding Nimoy

Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..

called TakeJuan'sDough.


I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it...

*The Selfie Made Man.*

I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism

I can't remember the last time I blacked out.

Workin joke, I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism

I've been working on getting rid of my phobia of speed bumps.

I'm slowly getting over it.

After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world

Those who can read signs, and customers.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Working with horses is hard

but it's stable work.

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I'm working on a fitness routine for insects.

It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.

Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

Working in a mirror factory

is something I can totally see myself doing.

I don't like working at the IRS

It's incredibly taxing

Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had.

It's just soda pressing.

Workin joke, Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had.

I'm working on a script for a horror movie.

It's called *my diary*

After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me..

As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.

Working as a Valet has its perks...

You get in a lot of cardio


I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease.

But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best.

I was working in a bakery and fell onto a bun

I guess you could say I'm on a roll

I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right.

It just came off sounding too forced.

I'm working on my second Billion dollars.

My first billion didn't work out so I've moved on to my second.

Working holiday

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

"Where are you going?" he asks.

"I'm going to Las Vegas. I can earn $200 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do for you for free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.

"Where are you going?" the wife asks.

"I'm coming with you. I want to see how you can live on $200 a year."

Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.

Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.

Why is working a suicide prevention hotline such an uplifting job?

Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.

Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights.

He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if my brake lights are working!"

As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, they workin!"

Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about my blinkers?"

Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"

I was working in a phone store when I got a message from my girlfriend...

"Spacebarbrokenonphonecomehomeandgivemeanalternative."
As I hurried home I couldn't help but wonder, what does ternative mean?

I try working out by lifting dictionaries...

I've been told that's how you get definition.

I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and asks, Do you have a bookmark?

I said, Yes, we have hundreds, but my name's Dave.

Working at a factory making huge calculator buttons isn't exactly my dreamjob, but at least my only task is to fabricate one kind of button.

That's a big plus.

Working at home sucks...

....if you're a firefighter.

Working for IT is terrible.

You get into a very technical mindset. So much so that everytime you're on a computer you end up with that mindset, therefore saying things differently to the point of other people not understanding.

"Yes" ends up as "Y"

"No" ends up as "N"

"Disease" ends up as "iPhones"

I've been working on a list of all my sexual fantasies and desires.

I'm almost done with it, I just have to work out a few kinks.

Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information...

Cause I'm snowed in.

I'm working on a top secret project using honey to create alcohol

It's on a mead to know basis.

I was working at a coffee shop, and a priest asked if I have any whole milk

I said "forgive me father, for I have skim"

Working at the unemployment agency would have to be a tense job

Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

I'm going to be working as the senior director at Old McDonald's farm.

They've made me the CIEIO

I've been working on a film about menstruation in the 60s.

It's a period piece.

I've been working on getting a "dad bod"...

Now I can finally have a father figure.

Since Everyone Is Working From Home

NSFW is now NSFH

Working out changed my life, I dropped 45 pounds...

On my foot. I can never walk the same again

As a working comedian, I've decided to only work outdoor venues...

my inside jokes hardly get a laugh.

Working overseas.

I work in China with a guy named Kim

One day we were drinking and I asked him if he's fed up of westerns saying that all Chinese look the same.

He said "Kim's at the bar getting drinks I'm his wife"

I'm working on getting a dad bod

I want to be a good father figure

I couldn't keep working on my previous job after what my boss said to me

What did she say?

She said "You're fired."

Why was working in the butter factory such a high stress job?

Because there was no margarine for error.

How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?

Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.

I was working in the ER today

This 80 year old woman gets brought in with a gun shot wound and she keeps screaming "you told me to do this! You did this to me!" So I found a nurse and asked her what happened. The nurse said the patient wanted to kill herself so she grabbed a gun and went to shoot herself in her heart, but she didn't know where her heart was. So the patient called her doctor and asked "where's my heart?" The doctor told her "it's about 2 inches below your nipple". So the patient hung up and then shot herself in the kneecap.

I saw my ex working at subway the other day

So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.

I've been working on my comedy routine and I think it's a real hoot...

Owl see myself out

I am currently working on eliminating all cancers

Virgos are next

I'm working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

Working for Jesus would be terrible.

One day, one of Jesus' disciples walked up to him to ask for a sick leave, and He replied "and you are healed."

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

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