Worki Jokes
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- Wife: Our neighbor kisses his wife every day before going to work.I wish you did the same. Husband:I wish I could.
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If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building...
...would you die because you ran out of HP?
I've been working on my favorite puns...
I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday...
...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim.
What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
Finding Nimoy
I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks
"I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager
Cordially,
Mrs. Team Lead
Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..
called TakeJuan'sDough.
I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre.
So I gave her one
Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed...
You can make six figures in an hour.
I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it...
*The Selfie Made Man.*
I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism
I can't remember the last time I blacked out.
I've been working on getting rid of my phobia of speed bumps.
I'm slowly getting over it.
After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world
Those who can read signs, and customers.
How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Working with horses is hard
but it's stable work.
I'm working on a fitness routine for insects.
It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.
After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'.
But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting
I make a new Discovery every day
Working in a mirror factory
is something I can totally see myself doing.
I don't like working at the IRS
It's incredibly taxing
Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had.
It's just soda pressing.
Is the EU working out?
It lost a few pounds this summer.
I'm working on a script for a horror movie.
It's called *my diary*
A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant
He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks "Entreé?". The man says "No! On a plate!"
While working at the Patent Office, I discovered the Theory of Irrelativity.
But then I decided it didn't matter.
After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig.
Because 7/11 was an inside job.
After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me..
As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.
Working as a Valet has its perks...
You get in a lot of cardio
I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease.
But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best.
When I am working, I get paid to be nice.
I don't understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.
I was working in a bakery and fell onto a bun
I guess you could say I'm on a roll
I was working on a new r**... joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right.
It just came off sounding too forced.
I'm working on my second Billion dollars.
My first billion didn't work out so I've moved on to my second.
Working holiday
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I can earn $200 for a b**... there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do for you for free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where are you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you. I want to see how you can live on $200 a year."
Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.
Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.
Why is working a s**... prevention hotline such an uplifting job?
Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.
I was working at a transportation company that specializes in construction material
I'm a screwdriver
I was working as groundskeeper on a golf course...
...when a lady came up to me and complained of getting stung by a wasp between the first and second holes.
I told her she needed to close her stance a bit.
I was working with a Russian...
... we were running late but he wasn't russian enough, so I told him there's no time for stalin, but he was just lenin it be.
I don't like working at Goodyear...
It's very tiring
I was working at the shoe store
When a teenage girl came into the store, looking for new shoes. I saw that she was struggling to fit into some of the traditionally sized shoes, so I showed her special shoes for wide set feet. She began to cry and thought that I was calling her fat. I told her, "I'm not calling you fat, but if the shoe fits, wear it."
I was working in a phone store when I got a message from my girlfriend...
"Spacebarbrokenonphonecomehomeandgivemeanalternative."
As I hurried home I couldn't help but wonder, what does ternative mean?
Working the overnight shift is so tedious and boring
Every time I go in it's the same shift, different day.
I was working in poultry and a women held up a package and asked me, "When does the chicken expire?"
"At the factory, when they cut its head off."
I try working out by lifting dictionaries...
I've been told that's how you get definition.
I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and asks, Do you have a bookmark?
I said, Yes, we have hundreds, but my name's Dave.
Working at a factory making huge calculator b**... isn't exactly my dreamjob, but at least my only task is to fabricate one kind of button.
That's a big plus.
Working at home s**......
....if you're a firefighter.
Working for IT is terrible.
You get into a very technical mindset. So much so that everytime you're on a computer you end up with that mindset, therefore saying things differently to the point of other people not understanding.
"Yes" ends up as "Y"
"No" ends up as "N"
"Disease" ends up as "iPhones"
I've been working on a list of all my s**... fantasies and desires.
I'm almost done with it, I just have to work out a few kinks.
Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information...
Cause I'm snowed in.
How can you tell if someone is new to working in the restaurant industry?
They're washing their hands.
I was working on sealing a leak in a crack in my foundation when a friend told me I should look for one at the s**... shop...
...At first I was skeptical but I gave it a try and I must say, I was quite disappointed because it was everything but plugs.
Instead of working out, I'm just going to get a label maker.
I'll label my scale "1-10", then every time I step on it I'll be reminded that on a scale of 1-10, I'm a 220.
I'm working on a top secret project using honey to create alcohol
It's on a mead to know basis.
I was working at a coffee shop, and a priest asked if I have any whole milk
I said "forgive me father, for I have skim"
Working with a hammer can be intimidating.
They nail it every time.
Working at the unemployment agency would have to be a tense job
Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
I'm going to be working as the senior director at Old McDonald's farm.
They've made me the CIEIO
Working at a brothel
A madam was asked how it is to work at a brothel
It's fine, people come and go
I've been working on a film about m**... in the 60s.
It's a period piece.
They are working on a nuclear device in Hawaii
The Nukeulele
I've been working on getting a "dad bod"...
Now I can finally have a father figure.
Working on a house project with my dad today... I say "Come here, I need another pair of eyes."
He says, without pausing, "i'd like to keep my eyes."
Classic dad joke moment in action.
Working out changed my life, I dropped 45 pounds...
On my foot. I can never walk the same again
As a working comedian, I've decided to only work outdoor venues...
my inside jokes hardly get a laugh.
Working overseas.
I work in China with a guy named Kim
One day we were drinking and I asked him if he's fed up of westerns saying that all Chinese look the same.
He said "Kim's at the bar getting drinks I'm his wife"
My neighbor's been working hard during this hot summer day, so I decided to cool him off with my garden hose
I appreciate the thankful little dances his body has been making but I really wish he'd get back to repairing my power line.
I'm working on getting a dad bod
I want to be a good father figure
I couldn't keep working on my previous job after what my boss said to me
What did she say?
She said "You're fired."
Why was working in the butter factory such a high stress job?
Because there was no margarine for error.
How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
I was working in the ER today
This 80 year old woman gets brought in with a gun shot wound and she keeps screaming "you told me to do this! You did this to me!" So I found a nurse and asked her what happened. The nurse said the patient wanted to kill herself so she grabbed a gun and went to shoot herself in her heart, but she didn't know where her heart was. So the patient called her doctor and asked "where's my heart?" The doctor told her "it's about 2 inches below your n**...". So the patient hung up and then shot herself in the kneecap.
I saw my ex working at subway the other day
So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
I've been working on my comedy routine and I think it's a real hoot...
Owl see myself out
I am currently working on eliminating all cancers
Virgos are next
I'm working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...
I call it 'Baptismal Font.'
Working for Jesus would be terrible.
One day, one of Jesus' disciples walked up to him to ask for a sick leave, and He replied "and you are healed."
I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.
I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.
I was working in a factory making plastic dracula for Halloween.
There was only 2 of us on the production line so I had to make every second count
Working from home and told a joke on a zoom call. No laughed
Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
I'm working on my second billion.
I gave up on the first.
