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If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building...
...would you die because you ran out of HP?
For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday...
...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim.
What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
Finding Nimoy
I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks
"I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager
Cordially,
Mrs. Team Lead
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I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.
I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.
I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre.
So I gave her one
Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed...
You can make six figures in an hour.
I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it...
*The Selfie Made Man.*
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Working out
For me going to the gym is a lot like having s**.... I'm get nervous before, it doesn't last as long as I want it to, I'm ashamed the whole time, and I usually cry afterwards.
I've been working out at Starbucks lately.
Hitting the french press.
I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism
I can't remember the last time I blacked out.
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Working here is like working in a w**....
The better you perform, the more often you get s**....
After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world
Those who can read signs, and customers.
How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Working with horses is hard
but it's stable work.
I'm working on a fitness routine for insects.
It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.
After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'.
But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting
I make a new Discovery every day
I don't like working at the IRS
It's incredibly taxing
Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had.
It's just soda pressing.
Is the EU working out?
It lost a few pounds this summer.
I'm working on a script for a horror movie.
It's called *my diary*
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