Workers Party Jokes
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A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...
The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked.
The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
A boss and his two workers had a genie appear before them...
The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst them. The first worker said:
"I wish for a party yacht with hundreds of beautiful girls crawling all over me."
p**..., and he was gone. Seeing this, the second worker eagerly said:
"I wish for a castle with hundreds of staff and a limitless credit card."
p**..., and he too was gone. Scratching his stubble, the boss sighed.
"I want those two g**... loafers back in the office before lunch break ends!"
All the bugs were organizing a party.
Then, the ladybug asked: "Are we inviting the workers? The ants, the bees?"
"Mites as well", said the millipede.
Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama?
It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it
Who would win in a table tennis match: the President of the United States of America or the Chairman of the Worker's Party of Korea?
Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong.
At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker....
He asks him: Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?
The worker responds Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!
Then he asks Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?
Again, the worker says, Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!
Finally, the officer asks, If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?
Nyet!
The officer asks But why? Why won't you give one of your shirts to the party?
The worker says: Because I HAVE two shirts!
Jack and Sue
The manager of a company has to make a hard choice, whether or fire Jack or Sue. They are both superb workers, but the company has been running into hard times.
The manager decides that whomever drinks from the cooler first will be laid off the following morning.
Sue, who always comes in bright and early, had a horrible hangover from partying to hard last night, and goes to the fountain to drink some water with her advil.
The manager walks up to her, sighs and tells her, "Sue, I'm sorry. I either have to lay you or j**...."
Turning to face the manager, Sue smiles and says, "Please just j**..., my head is killing me."
Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?
Because nobody likes his company!
The border guard
So there is this border guard and one day he sees a guy crossing the border on his bicycle with two big bags over his shoulder. The guard pulls him aside for questioning.
"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.
"Just sand." the guy replies.
The guard opens up the bags and sees that is seems to be just sand so he lets him go.
The next day the guy comes back on his bike and again he has two big bags over his shoulder. Again the guard pulls him aside.
"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.
"Sand"
The guard opens the bag and finds nothing but sand. He looks a little harder bus still can't find anything wrong.
Over the next decade the scenario repeats over and over. The border guard knows something is up and tries more sophisticated methods to try and figure it out. Dogs, chemical testing, magnets, everything. He never finds anything i**... though.
Finally, the border guard retires. All his friends and co-workers throw him a big party at a restaurant across the border. While at the party, the guard sees the guy. He decides to go and talk to him.
"Hey, it's interesting seeing you here. I'm having my retirement party right now." the guard say to him.
"Congratulations, I just retired this week myself." the guy says.
"Oh really, what job did you have?"
"I was a smuggler."
"I knew it! Well, you got away with it. So please tell me. What was it that you were smuggling?"
"Bicycles"
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