The Best 21 Work Pressure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Work Pressure jokes. There are some work pressure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these work pressure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Work Pressure Jokes and Puns

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Trump was feeling the pressure of the office and stood before the protraits of our greatest leaders.
Looking at Washington, the Donald said:
"George, you were the first. Can you give me some advise?"
A ghostly voice replied
"Tell the truth"
Trump knew that wouldn't work, so next went to Jefferson.
" Tom, you wrote the constitution. Do you have any words for me?"
Another voice said "Be for the people"
As he had always placed himself before everyone, Trump moved on.
He stood before Lincoln and asked " Abe, you are one of the greatest. Can you advise me?"
A new voice drifted by saying
"Go to the Theater"

Baked Beans.

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.

That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

I got a job interview as an under-water welder..

Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure

A diver is applying a job

Hiring manager: what is your ability?

Diver: i can work under pressure


What did King Arthur say when asked about Lancelot's betrayal?

"I don't want to talk about it, I've had a bad knight."

Bonus joke:

Why should you hire submariners?

They have experience working under pressure.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver

they're under a lot of pressure.

I have a now famous relative

I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.

You might know him as Niel Diamond.

Applied pressure

Doctor: You're going to feel a bit of pressure, OK?

Patient: Ok

Doctor: Your younger sister is the founder of CEO of a multi-million dollar company and owns a house while you work as a cashier at McDonalds and live with your parents

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I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure and I don't like toxic work environments.

I was once asked in a job interview if I could perform under pressure.

I said, "I do my best work at one atmosphere."

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.



That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

I have to admit that I lied at my interview when asked if I perform well under pressure

I hate working on this submarine

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why are assembly programmers always under a lot of pressure?

Because they work below C level

I think I'd be a good deep sea diver..

..because I work well under pressure

Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field

He works well under pressure


How to develop a quick witted mind?

Basically i want to learn how to think fast under pressure. And i'm just not talking about work.
Like today i was insulted by two of my classmates, and i just stood there focusing on my emotions, I couldn't come up with anything. Later that day when i came home, i kept on thinking at that insult until i came up with a counter move.
Any tips?

I'm going to quit my job working on this submarine

I'm under a lot of pressure

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